Jesus, I have many different flavors...
I have Jerry Falwell tea
I have Ossama Bin Laden tea
they all seem to be a fan of your father,
perhaps you would like to drink them?

"No. They are not my cup of tea."

Ahh... not a mutual relationship, I suppose?
Well, then, would you like some herbal tea?
Of course you would!
You like herb
and plants
and life
and love.

Good choice, Jesus
I wonder how the moral majority will feel about this...