Jesus' New Bible A Jesus costume party will gather on your thumb
discussing a new age Bible of which the word is mum
in which Jesus will wear pink wigs and fufus and compulsively chew bubble gum
the flavor will be plum,
he will guzzle apostles’ cum
so in some parts of the New Bible Jesus will be fun
but before he can say yum
he will become a bum
desperately gather crumbs
having submit to the calling of Jamaican rum
Hare Krishna cymbals upon his eyelids and a large mallet to bang the conga drum
he collects shaky change but has no calculator to add up the sum
so in some parts of the New Bible Jesus will be very glum.