The ice is in my mouth- Chomp
A square cold cube of frozen water
Containing a circular cavity
Into which I place my tongue
Upon and below the cube, I rest my teeth
I forcefully bring them into conjunction
I decimate the cube into small melting pieces
Which freeze me mouth
So I eat them
Then, not wanting to stop, I eat another!
And another, and another so that now my cheeks are numb
I ask the waitress for a glass full of cubes
I chomp, chomp, chomp, while they stare, stare, stare
They look away each time, embarrassed
But my chomps return their eyes- I Chomp at you!
I am an insatiable enigma
They can't comprehend, they can't get enough
I am the crazy ice-chomper
Chomp to you! Ha... so perplexed
Just cuz you don't understand me
Don't mean ya gotta be vexed