Hog's Bog Logs in a bog
a misty fog
a hog that east shit
and algae too
but the algal bloom
gone too soon
now he gotta howl at the moon
and practice coprophagy to survive.

And one day when the hog was keeping alive
a lumberjack came and hacked him into pieces with his knives
and feasted on him with a pitchfork, spoon, and chainsaw
cuz there was nothing else in the bog to eat,
and he was lost cuz he’d chopped off his feet
and all of a sudden
he realized the hog’s intestines tasted like shit,
and my only question is,
how did he know what shit tasted like?