I swung like an ape.
Everything was great.
I’ll never show up late again.

oh me oh my
I will not eat your apple pie
your colors only make me cry
because they make the world die.

What causes the world to spin
is a dizzying matrix of sin
I cringe every time you grin
and the dartboard is stabbed by a pin

don’t touch my donkey
you ugly honkey,
molest my messiah
and you’ll be thrown to the fire

better the fire than a lion
you reason
but all Mammalia must rely on
the season

what is the name of this treason?
why is there a fly in my soup!
why must microbes share my poop?
Invertebrates are Communist dupes.