You see, the reason I wrote those words, and obviously you didn't understand because those words only have meaning to me and the people around me at the time if they remember which they probably don’t because the flying chair didn't have meaning to them like it did to me… but I will explain to you because right there I just wrote words down but I didn't explain what I was out to explain because I just have too much on my mind to be poetic and succinct right now, man, you know? So we were in science class, right? And I love my science teacher, he is a kick ass trippy dude, but I have no love for science itself… scientific theory and physics. It just places laws on you, ya know, man? The world, or at least the world I live in, is a world without laws… so all these scientific laws that everybody's always running around following, they disturb me, ya know?
So I brought this up to one of my friends…
She's like, but Richard, scientific theory is true, it's real…
And I say no, it isn't… things can defy scientific theory if their mind is applied enough…we're just unable to defy it because it's been imprinted onto us. So I point to one of the short chair/stools of science class… and I say…
That chair could fly right now if you applied itself!
And she's like no it couldn't, stop being silly.
But I wasn't being silly. I applied my mind… and right then and there that chair could fucking fly, man, free like a bird… and it started hovering all about the science room… but of course, being as it had just defied scientific theory, it went through the window (not breaking the glass, of course, as it was a prudent chair)… and it flew away to Honalulu or wherever that particular chair wanted to go… It's name was Bobby, that chair… I think it's only right to give it a name, don't you think?
Of course, my friend hadn't applied herself towards making that chair fly… because she thought I'd been joking. So when I exclaimed that the chair was flying, look, don't you see, I was right and you were wrong… she was just like no it isn't, and she walked away. Oh well. The chair flew. So what if nobody else saw.
Ahh, you don't get it, do you? You do think I'm being silly, don't you?
Well, I didn't expect you to understand.
But that fucking chair could fly, man. Bobby, the chair of freedom.