Explaining to an Incredulous Pampered Princess Why She Should Engage in Sexual Intercourse With Me Because I am the God of Love,
or goddess if you will,
Aphrodite herself
and there are cults of people who wear yellow robes eat astronaut food and give me all the sexual pleasure one libido can take

Because I am an omnipotent sexual creatue engineered by hippie aliens from Venus to spread peace and love throughout Planet Earth,
and I was thinking maybe you need some

Because I am
the wah-wah pedal you can hear on Jimi Hendrix’s Summer of Love Sessions CD,
the ultimate manifestation of funk and psychedelia,
it is manifest destiny
for me to fuck every single creature possessing any semblance of beauty
and I thought I saw some beauty hiding amidst your incredulity,
but hey, you tell me
are you a sexual being?

Because I am a horny hippie
with an ego larger
than his own erect penis.