Equation of Assholes
Do you understand
the concept of a negative number?
Don’t try counting your fingers,
just think about
an Asshole;
if it was inverted
you’d have a lengthy,
shit-caked growth on your ass.

But as assholes aren’t inverted,
they are a depth
a hole
resulting from a physical subtraction
from the surrounding anal-area

Therefore: Assholes are negative.
Therefore: if we rid the world of assholes,
the world would be an altogether more positive place
because people would keep their shit to themselves.

I say we start with George Bush.