We are gathered here on Easter Sunday
to commemorate the resurrection
of our lord and savior,
Jesus Christ
in thy name we pray
amen

Fellow neo-nazis
let us brandish our swastikas
and zeig-hail with pride
to celebrate the birthday
of mein fuhrer.
Put on your party hats
and blow your kazoos!

Hey, Dylan,
this marks the 4th anniversary
of that one time we shot up our school
in an orgasm of flack,

when the machinated phallus
released the progeny of teen angst and suburban oppression
Jesus
was reincarnated as Hitler
and everyone got wasted