It slowly traverses its way down your beard,
and lands on your sagging pectorals,
gets caught up in mess of hair,
detained.

Your penis looks like a red herring
and I wish you would stop
eating your toe nails after you clip them from your feet.

You eat prunes,
you wear runes
it takes hours for you to squeeze shit
from your asshole
because the dentist screwed up the thousand dollar operation
on your anal cavity.