Dan's Magical Fairy Somewhere there's someone who dreams of ur smile and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile so when you are lonely remember that somebody somewhere is thinking of you!!!
Pass it on to 10 people & something good will happen to u @ 9:00 PM tonight no sendbacks or it won't happen
(sry, I had to)

You dream of my smile and find in my presnece that life is worthwhile, Dan?

yes.

You've been thinking of me all those times I was lonely?

yes.

So, it's 8:59... in one minute something good's gonna happen to you? What, some magical fairy gonna pop out of your marijuana plant pots and giv eyoua pixie dust blowjob?

Ok Richard,
somewhere there's someone who will rape you in your sleep and pee in your mouth. If you don't send this to 1000000 other people this tragic event will happen to you! Don't let it happen to you! Send this to 1000000 people and you will be saved by God!

hmm... I take it you made that one up yourself?

yes.

So? what happened? it's 9:02?

a magical fairy raped me and pissed in my mouth.