The Confessions of a Cow I am a cow.
I like chickens and roosters and crows.
They are my fetish
And nobody knows
I like to leave my pasture
And go to the chicken coop
I gaze upon the chickens
I adore their wings, their beaks, their claws and their poop
I remember one day
That transpired long ago
Something wondrous happened
The wonder only I and the chicken know
I was gazing upon the chickens
And left open was one cage
I knew that if the farmer saw us...
He would be enraged
But I approached the encloséd chicken
I asked him his name
He said Bob then we got down to business
Soon thereafter I came
Then he strut out the cage
And he flew far away
And not a day passes, not a day I say
That I don't remember that cherishéd day
Then the farmer came in
And he stared flabbergasted at me
I had committed a sin
That much he did see
I had committed bestiality
So he took out his whip
He used it
Cracked and ripped
My-skin
For my-sin
With a grin
Upon his face
But now let us go
To another place.
One day I woke up
To the rooster's call
He said "cock a doodle doo"
When I heard it, I near did fall
It was then that I knew
I loved that rooster, I always had
I loved everything he did - -
I loved the way he called
I loved the way he crowed
I loved his feathers and his wattle
- -I wanted to have his kid
So the next morning
When I awakened
I determined myself
That my hopes not be forsaken
I made sure the farmer was asleep
And then I went to the place where he keeps
The ladder that reaches oh so high
I knew that in climbing it I might die-
Fall over and back
And break my back
My neck too
I knew
Split my head in half
Make my brains spew
All this I knew
But my love was true
So I hauled that ladder
I pulled it with my hoof
And I climbed that ladder
Up to the roof
I was so determined somehow I managed
And I was up there, like POOF!
As if it had all been a magic trick
So I sought out that rooster and I sucked his dick
And he sucked my udders
We each screamed and came and stuttered
We sucked we fucked we each had an orgasm
And it wasn't fake
Nor was our love
For it was the kind of love that never would break
And when we were done
He took a long stare at the sun
And then he flew away
And not a day passes, not a day I say
That I don't remember that cherishéd day
Then the farmer came in
And he stared flabbergasted at me
I had committed a sin
That much he did see
I had committed bestiality
So he took out his whip
He used it
Cracked and ripped
My-skin
For my-sin
With a grin
Upon his face
But now let us go
To another place.
One day I woke up
And I saw on the fence
There stood, a mysterious bird
And hence
I say this now, and I regret not a word
I loved that bird
We were meant to be
I took a look at him
It took a look at me
I looked at its black
I ingested its mysterious aura
It looked back
And gazed at my spots
It saw black and white
And it's sight was right
And I approached the fence, and it came to me
And I came to it
Then we came together
(if you get it)
Then it looked at me
For one last time
What we had just done was an unspeakable crime
A taboo, this we knew
But what of it?
It was unethical, true
Was it immoral?
I'm not telling you
I'm asking you
But let me state
Let me reiterate
That not a day passes, not a day I say
That I don't remember that cherishéd day
Then the farmer came in
And he stared flabbergasted at me
I had committed a sin
That much he did see
I had committed bestiality
Say yo, I defied society