Charles Manson Comes to Speak at School Wouldn’t it be funny
If Charles Manson came to speak at school
during early-morning community time
and he’d walk in with a blue monkey sitting on his shoulder
and it would shit on the podium
as he proceeds to talk about
being the incarnation of Jesus
and helter skelter
and he’d give us all acid
so that we join the love and terror cult
then Jesus himself would come
and Charlie would shake his hand
and Jesus would run for student senate
with Charlie's endorsement, so we’d all vote for him
and then the cafeteria ladies would come in and serve rhubarb pie
Charlie’d strum his guitar and sing a pretty song
as cabbage fell from the sky