Buffalo Cabbage There’s a buffalo sitting next to me
scribbling
copying answers to homework
and my friend
wants to eat his calf
heh
it would be funny
if he was a cabbage
and I grabbed it
and chomped the motherfucker down
through my belly
shat fallen to the ground
with a plopping sound
of a buffalo cabbage.
The laws of the land
won’t let that happen
why is freedom damned?
Fuck the Pigfuckers
I wanna eat a buffalo cabbage!