Bombs make holes and
don't you know that
a hole is where love all starts?
Say it with all your hearts,
people,
Bombs are beacons of love,
yeah,

cuz right after we drop bombs
we drop a whole barrage of
sandwich baggies on the mothafuckas!
Look into the sky, it's ham on rye
Bombs are beacons of love!

I love the world so much
I wanna save all you
emaciated masses
I want god to touch you
poor oppressed creatures
I wanna send you to Jesus Christ!
let my missile deflower you
and everything will be nice!
cuz Bombs are beacons of love!

And we love you so much
we're gonna protect you
from yourselves
let us be Santa Claus
and you can be our elves,
so if you loot, we will shoot
everybody gather under our fat boot,
If you protest
we won't arrest ya
we'll mow you down with a machine gun test
cuz y'all ain't nothin but a bunch of pests!
.. Oh but, just a sec, I jest!
what i meant to say was...
Bombs are beacons of love! say it!

Don’t complain, doncha holla
don’t feel no pain, I’ll send you to Allah!
have sex in our explosions
be blown to pieces, wind up in the oceans
bloody legs, mutilated arms
but don’t tell me I caused you harm
don't say you didn't want it,
don't tell no lies
this is love not rape
so kiss the sky
and say goodbye!
Bombs are beacons of love!

I wanna rebuild your nation,
it's true it's true!
I wanna send missionaries
to convert you!
fix all your broken pieces
with Elmer's Glue!
I wanna set you free I do I do
and I'll do it with bombs, cuz
Bombs are beacons of love!

Submit to the Big D
the big Dick of
democracy
the giant cockmonster of
capitalism
the jackhammering phallus
toppled the palace
of Saddam-y
and punished Gomorrah in tha moral crusade,
O when the statues come to fall
we will plant our seeds of gall
feed our greed throughout it all
cuz

I’m George Bush I’m nothing but a liar
I wanna set the world on fire
I wanna build an evil empire
just like that cat Darth Vader
just give me a missile, my lightsabre
and y’all skywalkin’ hippies, y’all playa-hatas
I’ll snap the neck of your dove,
damn y’all! Bombs are beacons of love!