Poland 39
thru Belgium 'round the maginot line
France 40,
War for the Aryan race.

Blizkrieg.
Lightning casts foreshadows
of nuclear war,
exploding cash
total annihilation happens so fast,

Afghanistan 01,
and if we thought we'd had enough fun
and persecuting perpetrator gaggles
was fin'ly done,
Iraq 02
really boggles you
haystack needles receive dialysis
while we, the trees and bushes boil
oil; gushed for, pushed for

They say
60 nations are eligible
for invasion;
will but a few be hand picked
or will it be a never-ending
Asscrack wet dream
an eternal guarante
of double-term presidency;

they say Saddam
is dangerous
might kill people
is a terrorist; we must act in self-defense
before offense is mounted;

the court is empty
the balls in the bins
but we must excavate them
and play;

If Saddam had the same good sense
as George Bush
he'd have bombed the White House long ago;

they say in basketball
a good defense is the best offense
for a change in possession
grants the chance to score,
but in war
offense is the best defense;

the almighty coach bellows
down unto the starting players:
"get back on defense!"

but they're running the wrong way...