B.F's Cosmetic Puffs B.F, next to his bed
Has 300 medium size cosmetic puffs
"baby soft
pure white
absorbent".
"B.F," I ask, "what do you use those for?"
"Stringent," he replies.
I don’t know what that means,
but I do know that
they look like marshmallows.
So I pop one in my mouth.
B.F is shocked
with a flabbergasted expression.
They don’t taste much like marshmallows
they aren’t chewy
they’re puffy
and I have cotton residue in my mouth.
Oh well, it wasn’t too pleasurable eating his cosmetic puffs,
But I always say,
If you’re gonna write it, do it.