Attack Me The thing that y'all call acne
It has attacked me!
But I do not at all care
Attack me, acne, anywhere!

Pretty loathsome red bumps adorn my face
Titillatingly obtrusive, abusive of my grace
But I like my fortunate ugliness
My revered abstract obscure uniqueness

To hell with conforming Stridex strips
My face shall stay as is, I will not be gypped
Of the peculiar beauty that I can attain
My delightfully ugly pimples shall remain