All-American Relationship
John was an all-American boy
the perfect child to have
he got good grades he was studious
star quarterback
athletic abilities abound
self-confidence instilled in him
by the society that declared his perfection
doted on by all the girls he met
(except for the weird ones
but who cares about them?)
his looks comparable
to any teenage star
for that is what he was
he learned how to play the guitar
couldn't create
but he knew how to play
all the popular songs
as the girls stared on wondrously
he was well endowed
thick and long
he knew how to please
he gave his girls
all the play they wanted
but never pressured…
cuz he was the perfect guy
one day Jane saw him
she said he was the perfect guy

Jane was an all-American girl
the perfect child to have
got good grades
cuz she studied all day
when she wasn't talking on the phone
with her myriad friends
her followers too
who wanted to be just like her
and who wouldn't?
the weird girls, maybe not…
but who ever cares about them?
not John, nor Jane
so nobody would care about them
Jane's skin was impeccable
her hair well-combed and cut
hair only on her head
cuz she knew she had to shave…
all pretty little girls
they have to shave
they're the masculine world's slave
all the guys loved Jane
wished she was theirs…
her large tight ass
but not too fat
nobody like Jane is fat
Jane knew she had to exercise
Jane knew what not to eat…
call it willpower? That depends…
perfectly round, luscious breasts
she had it all
and she had the rest
but there was one thing
that she didn't have…
she was in search of the 'perfect' one
all the guys loved Jane
but lost to her perfectionism
and she lost them to her perfectionism
all the guys they fantasized
they loved to watch her ass bounce
while she exercised
but cuz of her perfectionism
they could only dream
about her body, her breasts
her extremely tight pussy
above all; her conquest
but one day Jane saw John
she said he was the perfect guy
John saw Jane too
how could he miss her?
he said she was the perfect girl
their self-confidence came in handy
they approached each other, they spoke
they flirted, realized each wanted the other
they asked each other out
they had sought perfection
perfection they received
none of them need correction
no better one can one conceive

the all-American boy
with the all-American girl
they made out all the time
cuz that's what couples do
there wasn't really any passion…
but surely their love was true?
I mean, how couldn’t it be, right?
they were both perfect, weren't they?
put two perfects together, you get love, right?
don't you dare doubt it, don't dare, you
do you claim John isn't perfect?
he's better than you!
don't you dare defy society's standards!
and don't tell me you don't want Jane
everybody wants Jane
how could they not? she's perfect
better than any other girl around…
especially those weird ones
they don't like Jane
but that's cuz their jealous
right?
Jane has something they don't have
what might it be?
well… let's see…
she has John
one day Jane came over to John's house
they knew what they were gonna do
they undressed
stared at each other's perfect bodies
it was time…
Jane had been searching for perfection
John had found his idea of perfection
now they'd find out what was with this perfection…
cuz they were gonna fulfill their dreams of perfection
they were gonna fuck
John's big dick went in her tight pussy
and it got stuck.