No, said the monkey, as he took another swig.

But Monkey, this has been a hectic year
Monkey, what if there’s anthrax in your beer?

"Then anthrax tastes damn good
and I’ll keep sippin’
while y’all keep trippin’."

But Monkey, what about September 11?

"If they killed me, I done gone to heaven."

But Monkey,
what about bio-warfare
what if they start
dropping bombs everywhere?

"You ain’t made me scared
and I’ll never be scared
to die
or what’s the point of being alive
if you can’t be free?

Oh yeah, and if ya talk to Georgie Bush
tell him gimme back my civil liberties
and stop that killin’
we gotta start chillin’."