70's Freak I’d better shave my fluffy sideburns
or else I’ll look like
some kind of 70’s freak
and that wouldn’t be too cool
cuz people might think
I like disco and shit
cuz they’d think I was some kind of
70’s freak
but I’m not a
70’s freak
I just didn’t notice that I had
these freaky sideburns
cuz I have a lot of hair
that was hiding them
but now they’re so
ostensibly
obtrusively
freaky that
I must shave them
to prove to them all
that I’m not some kind of
70’s freak
just because I
wear shiny skin tight pants
snort cocaine
bob my head and
shake my ass.