THE MENUDO OF A CUCHIFRITO LOVE AFFAIR -Miguel Pinero La ruca Juanita rosita exposita They called her mexicana rose Con piel de canela Pelo darker than bustelo café Eyes big like rellenos Color of a ripe avocado Her lips tasted like seasoned mangos And her body was sweet as coconut milk This menudo of beauty Made my taco nights Burn like jalapenos Si senor… My heart was a tortilla Then one riceless beanless night After a heated chilly pepper tequila fight She left Left me like a burnt pork chop For a chitlin hamhock buckwheat eatin’ man Who wore a watermelon wallet & a collard green conversation Disturbing my macho machete pride So that la mancha de platano Reminded me that I was a weak mondongo My love…my life…my pride was a burnt chicarron A cold mofongo A melted piragua I turned into a hot tamale State of rage An alcapurria gone insane When I saw these two enchiladas In a pastelillo embrace So in my pasteles envy My toston jealousy That my salchicha eyes spied The chorizo the mad morcilla drive Asi fue que fueron Traspasados los dos bacalaos And now with my burrito strike Displaying my quenepa pride In my tamarindo smile I remember the pegao and the uncooked taste Of the frijol menudo of my cuchifrito Love affair...