Advice

1)He who drives a Honda has a slow car.

2)He who cheats almost always wins.

3)He who plays by the rules almost always loses.

4)He who turns away lives to fight another day.

5)He who drives a Cobra Mustang owns the road.

6)He who stinks is a pole cat.

7)If you know someone who constantly asks for a ride, give them a ride to the bus stop.

8)He who likes the Chicago Bears should consider another sport.

9)If you have no moey, get a job.

10)If your breath smells, brush your teeth.

11)He who hangs out to drink will be hung over.

12)He who starts early finishes alone.

13)A pill a day keeps the obstreicain away.

14)He who thinks himself superior is inferior to his superiors.

15)He who studies deserves a good grade.

16)He who lives well shall live long.

17)To judge negativly is to be judged negatively.

18)Remeber the abused will abuse.