The Uber Midget Bassoonist Fortress of Solitude

Welcome one and all! You're first questions upon discovering this page may be: "What is a bassoon? And what the heck does uber mean? Are you really a midget?"

Well, no, while i am not actually a midget, I am a rather short person, especially for a bassoonist.

According to the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary uber means:

über-, uber-
adjective HUMOROUS
used before nouns to mean 'extreme' or 'extremely good/successful':
über-model, Giselle
über-billionaire

Another interesting article on uber is also available from Wikipedia.

And for the final question as to what a bassoon is, that is to be further covered in the next two pages of this site. ^^