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Tuesday, 25 January 2005
Polar Bear Update

Want to know what is up with polar bears? This just in from Lisablog Correspondent Jen Coleman:

"There's about 25,000 bears left worldwide, about 1000 of them in southern hudson bay. Here's a map of where they're at: Bear Map."

Yo, Polar bears are having a hard time. Why are the polar bears having a hard time? For the same reason that you should invest in a houseboat: the ice is melting.

The good folks at the Environmental Defense Fund have some information for you about the plight of the polar bears and the plight of the polar ice caps. Check out their website at EDF.

Coming Tomorrow: Back to the British Museum: the death of Lindow Man.


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Updated: Wednesday, 26 January 2005 5:34 AM EST
Peak Performance Update

But first, a message from the sponsor of today's show, the International Socialist Organization. The lastest issue of the International Socialist Review (The Journal of Revolutionary Marxism) is available at ISR. Especially check out the write-up of my friend Anthony's work with Howard Zinn in the book review section.

And now back to the life of a Revolutionary Marxist Navy Seal. It's the dead of winter and you may be feeling low. Perhaps it's too cold to get out of bed, or maybe you live in one of those cities that is covered with snow. All the more reason to re-focus and re-evaluate your ability to hit your targets with swift brutal force. Unleash the warrior within and remember the power of positive thinking. As the old self-help adage goes: "Life is a series of wonderful opportunities, brilliantly disguised as impossible situations."

So, my warrior companions, it's time to take those impossible situations and make them work for you: let the training begin!

For those of you who are new to Lisablog, we will now recap the importance of having a vision statement. What is a vision statement? A vision statement is a concise paragraph-long postively worded picture of your immediate future and who you want to be and what you want to accomplish. It's useful to begin by thinking in bite-sized chunks of progress. For instance I might say something like "I do one nice thing for someone every day" rather than "I single-handedly rid the world of fascist regimes and capitalist hate-mongers". Remember to act local. Your efforts will reverberate in a global way.

Also while writing your vision statement, use your imagination! Here is a tidbit from John DeRosalia's Mental Training for Skydiving and Life:

"In the words of an anonymous Apache shaman, 'We can only be what we give ourselves the power to be.' If I want to be a world-class anything I need to begin acting as if I already am. I need to see and experience this achievement repeatedly in my mind. Just like a child pretending to be a doctor, firefighter, police officer, or Olympic athlete, I need to pretend as if I am already there and 'fake it 'til I make it.'"

Here are a few more tips:

1. Make a list of basic issues you want to address in your life, for instance:

health/nutrition/working out
money: must make more money
family and friends
work goals: finishing that novel
community goals: volunteering at the animal shelter
household: why can I never find the forks?

This then can be elaborated upon and dreamed about in your vision statement:

I always have a good set of forks and spoons in my kitchen and I keep them neatly arranged and I feel good about it and I do fifty push ups every morning before I go to work and now is the time to focus on looking for a new job and from 9 a.m. until 12 noon every Saturday I work on my novel and drink a little bit of coffee and I am a real writer like Norman Mailer or James Joyce and I commit time to family outings and we all walk the dogs at the animal shelter once a week and then we have a fabulous vegetarian dinner and we all feel good and eventually we save the planet from George Bush.

2. Read your vision statement EVERY MORNING! If you read it and remind yourself of your goals you will meet your goals!

3. Revise your vision statement as needed. You may find that some of your goals simply become intrinsic parts of your daily routine. Then you can move on to the next level of goals.

4. Give yourself the room to dream. Add positive far out language to your vision statement. Think of yourself as Muhammad Ali, or as Neo in the Matrix. Say to yourself "I am the One." Remember to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

5. And keep one more fact clear in your mind: nothing is impossible.

Coming tomorrow: the plight of polar bears: an update from Jennifer and Allison at the Environmental Defense Fund.


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Monday, 24 January 2005
London Update

Weather Today: the sun is out. Hail Amen-Ra.

Flat-mate Update: Joe lost his keys.

Housepet Update: Mina spent the morning asleep on the new "safari" duvet cover. (It has gazelles and giraffes on it).

Hat Update: Devin's dog-deer is getting finished.

World News: The pope says that it's still a sin to use condoms. (The Catholic Church outlawed contraception 37 years ago.) Meanwhile 39 percent of the adult population in Botswana is HIV positive.

Word of the day: Cheers. Cheers is a versatile word. Mostly it is used as a substitute for "thanks" but it also serves as a form of "see you later". When you leave a grocery store or restaurant, it is appropriate to say cheers.

Also don't be surprised if the cashier refers to you as "love". It doesn't necessarily mean that he or she is hot for you. However, if you do find out that he or she is hot for you, please use a condom. And remember: there's no room for you in Hell, it's filled with popes.

Cheers.


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That Wacky Wolf Man

Let's hear it for Sergei Pankieff, also known as the Wolf Man. He had a scary dream about a bunch of wolves sitting in the branches of a tree and it made him neurotic.

Dig it!

Yes Dear Lisablog Reader, Thomas and I did indeed visit the house of Dr. Freud yesterday and we saw two original wolf paintings by the Wolf Man. The Wolf Man started treatment with Freud in 1910. In 1918 Freud published a case study of the Wolf Man. Let's hear it for Freud, the Wolf Man, and his wolves.

Coming Tomorrow: What was wrong with the Wolf Man?: A Peek into the Primal Scene.


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Thursday, 20 January 2005
From the House of War

People are still killing each other in Iraq and it's time for the unveiling of the Hundred Hats Project. Check it out at Hats and More Hats.

Oh gentle Lisablog reader, if you own a hat, please send me a photograph and let me know if you have a dedication preference.

Peace.


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Wednesday, 19 January 2005
Eccentric London

London's freak of the day is Sir John Soane. His house is at 13 Lincoln's Inn Fields, London, WC2A 3BP, which is near the Holborn tube station. John Soane was an architect (1753-1837) his wife was super-rich and then she died and then he inherited her money and he started collecting books and stolen pottery from Greece and Egyptian mummies. It's all in his house. Check it out. Very cool.

British words of the day: Shirt-lifter Meaning homosexual and jumper meaning sweater. As in "Your husband looks like a shirt-lifter in that pink jumper."

Coming tomorrow: the British Library, knicking, nipping and knackering, what exactly is a roundabout, why pedophilia is a national craze, and where to get the best pasties in London.

Cheers.


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Sunday, 16 January 2005
London Update

A special hello today to the blackbirds of New Cross. I've been watching them bounce around in the trees in the back yard. The males sing in the dead of night just like in the Beatles song. It's mating season: go blackbirds!

And now, the chorizo update: Thomas and I have discovered fascinating new taste-combinations in the world of chorizo and plantains. Here are some suggestions:

Breakfast: plantains and bacon. English bacon looks more like American ham, it's pink and big and floppy. Try frying up a couple pieces of it and then also adding slices of plantain to the mix, fried in the bacon fat. It will add some subtle sweet/tang to your bacon meal.

Lunch: plantains and chorizo. We buy a London chorizo that is firmer than US/Brooklyn/Mexican chorizo. I've been cutting it into slices and frying it alongside similar sized slices of plantain. It's an excellent side dish for a rice and bean and guacamole dinner. Good color combinations too: the bright orange of the chorizo fat with the bright yellow of the cooked plantains.

Dinner: plantains and chorizo and lime and stilton cheese. This one is Thomas's invention. Fry the chorizo and plantain slices with a little bit of olive oil. Intersperse some small slices of lime and let some crumbled stilton cheese melt on top of the whole mix. We ate it with couscous and a garnish of watercress. Two thumbs up.

Coming Soon: a pop quiz on skull bones and important dates in the history of Rome.

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Updated: Monday, 17 January 2005 6:13 AM EST
Saturday, 15 January 2005
From the House of War

Greetings Americans. Here is an excellent website to check out re: complete lists of American casualties in Iraq: Lots of Coffins

And this post is going out to the latest American victims of Iraqi Freedom: Brian Mack, who was 36, from Phoenix, Arizona.

Matthew Holloway who was 21, from Fulton, Texas.

Juan Rodriguez Velasco, who was 23, from El Cenizo, Texas.

And Gunnar Becker, who was 19, from Forestburg, South Dakota.

Also check out this site: Fuck Bush: NOT ONE DAMN DIME INAUGURATION DAY

This is the plan:

"Since our leaders don't have the moral courage to speak out against the war in Iraq, Inauguration Day, Thursday, January 20th, 2005 is "Not One Damn Dime Day" in America.

On "Not One Damn Dime Day" those who oppose what is happening in our name in Iraq can speak up with a 24-hour national boycott of all forms of consumer spending.

During "Not One Damn Dime Day" please don't spend money, and don't use your credit card. Not one damn dime for gasoline. Not one damn dime for necessities or for impulse purchases. Nor toll/cab/bus or train ride money exchanges. Not one damn dime for anything for 24 hours.

On "Not One Damn Dime Day," please boycott Walmart, KMart and Target. Please don't go to the mall or the local convenience store. Please don't buy any fast food (or any groceries at all for that matter).

For 24 hours, please do what you can to shut the retail economy down. The object is simple. Remind the people in power that the war in Iraq is immoral and illegal; that they are responsible for starting it and that it is their responsibility to stop it.

"Not One Damn Dime Day" is to remind them, too, that they work for the people of the United States of America, not for the international corporations and K Street lobbyists who represent the corporations and funnel cash into American politics.

"Not One Damn Dime Day" is about supporting the troops. The politicians put the troops in harm's way. Now 1,200 brave young Americans and (some estimate) 100,000 Iraqis have died. The politicians owe our troops a plan -- a way to come home.

There's no rally to attend. No marching to do. No left or right wing agenda to rant about. On "Not One Damn Dime Day" you take action by doing nothing. You open your mouth by keeping your wallet closed.

For 24 hours, nothing gets spent, not one damn dime, to remind our religious leaders and our politicians of their moral responsibility to end the war in Iraq and give America back to the people."


Coming Tomorrow: Is Prince Harry totally out of control? Is the Royal Family developmentally challenged? and more about Claudius and the invasion of Briton.

Peace.


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Thursday, 13 January 2005
Work and how it got that way

Greetings Blog Fiends,

Thomas and I have foolishly spent all our money on pink alpaca yarn and books about Manet. We are therefore now considering the possibility that we will have to get real jobs. Thomas especially will be looking for a job in New York City from March 1st through May 15th. Here is what he is very good at:

Thomas is very good at intellectual labor and he is not a stuffy academic. He can proof-read, copy-edit, do serious research, and ghost-write. He knows a lot about Manet, Stepanova, Jess, textiles, and extreme horticulture. He can write about any of these topics.

Thomas is also very good at building things. He can do basic construction work, painting, and all such house things. I have seen him use a hammer, saw, and drill and it is very impressive.

Thomas is also currently working in a bookstore, so he knows all about bookstore stuff including buying books, dealing with customers, and making small monetary exchanges in pounds or dollars or euros.

Here are other things I can tell you about Thomas and his potential in the workforce:

Thomas is never late for work.

Thomas is a people-person.

Thomas has a great smile.

Thomas looks good in a suit.

The first Lisablog Reader to help find a job for Thomas will receive a hat from the 100 Hats Project. Please contact Thomas at tevans21@hotmail.com if you have any leads. Please note that Thomas is a subject of the Queen of England and hence needs an under-the-table job in the states.

Thanks and Peace.


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Updated: Friday, 14 January 2005 5:58 AM EST
Wednesday, 12 January 2005
Pumpkin Chorizo Stew

Greetings all, Thomas is at work but I will fill in for him as Lisablog kitchen correspondent today. Here is my understanding of his pumpkin chorizo stew (and stay tuned for added tips from Thomas when he gets home from work):

First he fries up a bunch of chorizo sliced into disk shapes.

Also he boils a bunch of chunks of pumpkin and yam.

He adds the chorizo to the pumpkin yam boil.

There are red or green pepper slices folded in.

Lots of paprika.

Sweet basil.

Two limes, cut into slices. Toss them in.

Salt.

I added some honey when he wasn't looking.

It boils until the pumpkin meat and yams are thick and stew-like.

Okay, go forth and multiply.


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