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Friday, 12 November 2004
My Pet Goat

Evan's New Chapbook:

My buddy Evan Kennedy has a new beautiful little chapbook called My Pet Goat, a series of love poems for the American Taliban John Walker Lindh. Evan is an excellent young poet with a Spicerian O'Hara-esque Beckettly sensibility. Support the resistance! You can get a copy of Evan's chapbook for one buck. Email him at kennedyisdead@hotmail.com for more info.


And here's an email that Paul the Apostle got from John Kerry's brother:

From: "Cameron Kerry"

Date: Fri, 12 Nov 2004 09:24:46 -0400
To: FXGRAFFIX1@aol.com
Subject: Election Day 2004

I am grateful to the many people who have contacted me to express their deep concern about questions of miscounting, fraud, vote suppression, and other problems on election day, especially in Florida and Ohio. Their concern reflects how much people care about the outcome of this election.

I want to you to know we are not ignoring it. Election protection lawyers are still on the job in Ohio and Florida and in DC making sure all the votes are counted accurately. I have been conferring with lawyers involved and have made them aware of the information and concerns people have given me. Even if the facts don't provide a basis to change the outcome, the information will inform the continuing effort to protect the integrity of our elections.

If you have specific factual information about voting problems that could be helpful to the lawyers doing their job, please send it to vri@dnc.org rather than to me.

The election protection effort has been important to me personally, and I am proud of the 17,000 lawyers around the country who helped. It's obvious that we have a way to go still, but their efforts helped make a difference. Their work goes on.

Thank you,

Cam Kerry


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Thursday, 11 November 2004
And Now, A Message from the Gnostics

From the Gospel of Philip:

"Great is the mystery of marriage! For without it the world would not exist."

O gentle sheep shaggers, this is a second plea for a gay occultist minister. I know that there are a bunch of you out there who dabble in the black arts. Does anyone know a minister? Or a theosophy hall that is keen on ceremonies of blessed bohemian matrimony? The first Lisablog reader to locate a Neo-Platonic minister gets a Hypostasis of the Archons Hat from the 100 hats project.

Thank you and good night.


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Justice Will Be Served: Eat the Rich

From the House of Jihad:

Here's a big shout out to Dictator Bush and his new main man Alberto Gonzales who thinks that the Geneva Convention on Prisoners of War is "quaint" and "obsolete". O Americans, welcome to Abu Ghraib.


From the House of War:

Names of the Dead:

Steven Auchman, 37, Waterloo, NY
Don Clary, 21, Troy, Kan.
Steven Faulkenburg, 45, Huntingburg, Ind.
Branden Ramey, 22, Boone, Ill.
David Ries, 29, Clark, Wash.
Robert Warns, 23, Waukesha, Wis.
Clinton Wisdom, 39, Atchison, Kan.
Thomas Zapp, 20, Houston, TX

Guess what? More to come tomorrow.

Rest in Peace.


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Assignment Seven Continued

This just in from correspondent Amy King:

Working For Change

The following is from the above website:

Investigate Electronic Voting Machines -
Contributed by Working Assets

Now that November 2 has come and gone, some disturbing reports of problems with electronic voting machines have surfaced. For example:

*In Columbus, Ohio, an electronic voting system reported that Bush received 4,258 votes while Kerry received 260 votes in a precinct where records show only 638 voters cast ballots;

* In North Carolina, a machine lost more than 4,500 votes due to a mistaken assumption about the memory capacity of a computer;

* In Youngstown, Ohio, and South Florida, numerous voters complained that when they tried to cast votes for Kerry, the machines instead recorded their votes for Bush.

All in all, more than 30,000 complaints have been gathered from across the country, and the Internet is heating up with rumors and innuendo that the results of the election were somehow tampered with. In the midst of such turmoil, it's crucial that an independent authoritative investigation be undertaken to sort this all out.

Fortunately, a handful of representatives are working hard to get to the bottom of the situation and have urged the Government Accountability Office (GAO) to immediately investigate these charges. It's crucial that Congress continues to pressure the GAO so that these problems can be investigated and reported on to the American people to ensure that Americans' faith in the election process is maintained and strengthened.

Call to action

Urge your representative to join Representatives Conyers, Scott, Nadler, Watt, Wexler and Holt in calling on the Government Accountability Office to immediately undertake an investigation of the efficacy of electronic voting machines.

Add your name and address below [*GO TO THE WEBSITE LISTED ABOVE*] and send this e-mail as is, or personalize it using your own words. When you click Send E-mail, your name and address will automatically be inserted at the bottom of this e-mail letter. The subject of your e-mail will be the title of the action.

Your e-mail will be sent to:

Your U.S. Representative
United States House of Representatives
Washington, DC 20515

*SECOND SITE: A compiled petition with your individual comment will be presented to your Senators and your Representative in Congress by MoveOn.org. Go to: http://www.moveon.org/investigatethevote/


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Wednesday, 10 November 2004
Assignment #7

Thanks to all you sheep fuck poem lovers who got the goods to Daniel in time for his presentation! William Blake Sheepinator hats are in the works for you.


And now, assignment number seven. This one will make you cry.

From DC correspondent Rod Smith

Friends--

I am increasingly convinced that this election has been stolen, and I believe that the first step is to make sure that as many people as possible have the information that is available. Below are a number of reports, please take some time to look them over if you haven't encountered them already. There is word that Kerry is considering unconceding if enough evidence emerges-- that information is also included below. This is, I think, incredibly important, not just to us but to people all over the world.

1. MSNBC report:

http://homepage.mac.com/duffyb/nobush/iMovieTheater270.html

2. excellent list of links to stories on the questionable election results:

http://radtimes.blogspot.com/

3. from Thom Hartman story at http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/1106-30.htm

While the heavily scrutinized touch-screen voting machines seemed to produce results in which the registered Democrat/Republican ratios largely matched the Kerry/Bush vote, in Florida's counties using results from optically scanned paper ballots - fed into a central tabulator PC and thus vulnerable to hacking ? the results seem to contain substantial anomalies.

In Baker County, for example, with 12,887 registered voters, 69.3% of them Democrats and 24.3% of them Republicans, the vote was only 2,180 for Kerry and 7,738 for Bush, the opposite of what is seen everywhere else in the country where registered Democrats largely voted for Kerry.

In Dixie County, with 9,676 registered voters, 77.5% of them Democrats and a mere 15% registered as Republicans, only 1,959 people voted for Kerry, but 4,433 voted for Bush.

The pattern repeats over and over again - but only in the counties where optical scanners were used. Franklin County, 77.3% registered Democrats, went 58.5% for Bush. Holmes County, 72.7% registered Democrats, went 77.25% for Bush.

Yet in the touch-screen counties, where investigators may have been more vigorously looking for such anomalies, high percentages of registered Democrats generally equaled high percentages of votes for Kerry. (I had earlier reported that county size was a variable ? this turns out not to be the case. Just the use of touch-scrversus optical scanners.)

Also See:

Florida Secretary of State Presidential Results by County 11/02/2004 (.pdf)

Florida Secretary of State County Registration by Party 2/9/2004 (.pdf)

4. Request from Kerry's attorney

Sent: Tuesday, November 09, 2004 11:03 AM
Subject: Fw: On Kerry's Brother (lawyer)--Really Important to those in Florida, Ohio, New Hampshire, New Mexico

Please pass this on to those in these states who might have personal information to provide.

Everyone! Please forward to all who have specifics on vote fraud. The send-to address below is John Kerry's brother at his law firm. Kerry will unconcede if there is solid evidence of fraud. We need first hand sufferers so please get this info to them!!

FORWARD TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW EMAIL FROM DC LAWYER CYNTHIA BUTLER

I am angry and getting emails and recrimination from people wondering why KERRY just caved and is not fighting this before the final count in Ohio,before any of the fraud was challenged, before New Mexico and Iowa even came in.

There is widespread feeling that he did not lose the election and that it was taken from him. There is enough here to warrant investigation and enough to challenge the results. It's coming from all corners.

I understand that he has until the official count certification in Ohio to Un Concede which is several days from now.

Anyone who thinks that he should unconcede should give reasons why -- whatever they noticed, particularly in Red Republican Governed States using electronic machines- and send them directly to Cameron KERRY, John Kerry's brother at his law firm at the address CKerry@Mintz.com

They should inform us if they were not allowed to vote provisionally (for whatever reason- they lost forms, ran out of forms, etc.) I personally witnessed a number of things as I reported in Texas with the DCCC. (Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee)

If you know anyone in particular in Ohio who tried to vote and was turned away at the polls please get their information and notify the campaign.

They should be notified if they experienced lines longer than four hours -particularly elderly or infirm people (we call that torture when they do it to political prisoners) . They should be notified if people were told as has been reported that due to too many people showing up in African American precincts, particularly in Ohio where there were too few booths (some only had two or three for the entire precinct) and told because of heavy turn out they could vote on Wednesday. If the n umbers of these sorts of incidents creates a percentage margin that exceeds the margin of victory- Un Concession has to be made to challenge the count.

If people wanted to and tried to vote and were prevented or actively discouraged from doing so, that is a Civil Rights matter and must be dealt with in terms of the ultimate count.

This is the last email that I am writing on this subject in this venue. I am taking it up in other venues.

Please pass along this to your listservs so that we may make Democracy Work in America. We are not a country where he who cheats best wins.

Cynthia L. Butler
BUTLER LAW FIRM, P.C.
1717 K St. NW, Suite 600
Washington, DC 20036

http://www.johnkerry.com/index.html

Dal LaMagna
Dal LaMagna, Founder
Progressive Government Institute 12 Eliot Street 3rd Floor Left
Cambridge, MA 02138
617-547-1331
mobile number 516-456-2696
dal@progressivegovernment.org
www.progressivegovernment.org

5. Thanks.

--Rod Smith


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Tuesday, 9 November 2004
urgent plea for sheep fuck poem

Hey blogheads, my friend Daniel is giving a presentation on Ed Sanders' Sheep Fuck Poem tomorrow and he urgently needs a copy of the poem. I can't find it here. If someone has the Sheep Fuck Poem please email it to Daniel at dkane@panix.com. Daniel is in England. It's already 1 a.m. there, and he needs it ASAP. The first person to email the Sheep Fuck Poem to Daniel and to the White House gets a William Blake Sheepinator Hat. Thanks.


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Updated: Tuesday, 9 November 2004 8:14 PM EST
gay occultist minister needed

Greetings Earthlings, Thomas and I are looking for a gay occultist theosophist gnostic minister to preside over a neo-platonic marriage ceremony in new york, london, or on a halliburton oil rig over atlantis. please contact us at jarnot@earthlink.net if you have any leads.

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Assignment #6

Secret Agent Assignment #6:When you fill out your application for a job as a right wing freak at the Heritage Foundation Website Job Bank, use this as your contact number: (601) 366-0799. (It's the office of the Army Recruiting Battalion in North Jackson, MS.)

Coming Tomorrow: Your seventh and final assignment, a big hello to John Ashcroft and other new Lisablog readers, and the Loch Ness Monster: gay or straight?


And now two special announcements from our neighbors in the freer north country:

News: Saskatchewan Allows Same-Sex Marriage

2004-11-05

Gay couples in Saskatchewan can now get married. A judge ruled Friday that existing marriage laws discriminate against same-sex couples.

"The common-law definition of marriage for civil purposes is declared to be 'the lawful union of two persons to the exclusion of all others,' " Justice Donna Wilson wrote in her five-page ruling.

The ruling was all but a foregone conclusion, since the same determination had already been made in five other provinces and one territory. It was also not contested by the province or the federal government.


And 17 November ? From the Big Smoke to the Big Apple: Coach House takes New York City

Coach House Books lands in New York City and darts over to the Housing Works Used Book Cafe, where authors Rob Benvie (Safety of War), Geoffrey Brown (Self-Titled) and Mark Truscott (Said Like Reeds or Things) will launch their new books. New York University professor Robert Fitterman (Metropolis 16-29) will also read.

Housing Works is a minority-controlled, community-based, not-for-profit organization that provides housing, health care, advocacy and support services to homeless men, women and children living with HIV and AIDS. All proceeds from book sales will go to support Housing Works?s community initiatives.

17 November, 7.30 pm
Housing Works Used Book Cafe
126 Crosby St.
New York City


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Updated: Tuesday, 9 November 2004 7:01 AM EST
Monday, 8 November 2004
Pejk's blog

Check out Pejk's blog today. He will explain to you the geographical breakdown of slave and free states in the United States of America in the 21st Century. Pejk's Page

Pejk stayed at my place for a week last summer and Harry and Bela give Pejk two thumbs up. Let's hear it for Pejk.


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Assignment Number Five

Dear Secret Agents, your assignment today is to rile up the good people at the Family Research Council. They are busy defending the traditional family (and endorsing a country-wide ban on gay marriage). Their address and phone number:

801 G Street, NW
Washington, D.C. 20001
Tel: 202/393-2100
Fax: 202/393-2134

The first Lisablog agents to send them photos of your gay marriage get a set of matching wife and wife or husband and husband hats from the 100 hats project.

Not married yet? Okay, you can still order some pizzas for them. Try to find a Republican pizza place to send out the order.


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