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Sunday, 19 September 2004
Peak Performance Beer Tasting Training

Beer Tasting Update: Allison and Jen and I went beer tasting on Friday night. They might still be there at the Peculiar Pub in the West Village. Allison and Jen come home! This is what we found out:

Favorite beers of the day:

Vermont?s Otter Creek Pale Ale This is a beer with some zing. It?s almost sour, almost bitter, kind of sassy and really good.

Wexford Irish Cream Ale:Allison said ?It tastes like a chocolate shake.?

Jen was messing around with Lagers. She had a Denmarkian Carlsberg Elephant which was ?better than Bud, but not as good as Stella? and a DAB Dortmunder Lager that was kind of watery, but I liked it because it tasted like Corn Chex.


Mark?s New Book: My friend Mark Nowak has a new book which is going to blow your mind. It?s from Coffee House Press and it?s called: Shut Up Shut Down. This is a book that is a historic book. I mean I am speechless. If you like Bob Dylan?s ?North Country Blues? and Charles Olson?s Maximus, then this is the book for you. It is an excellent book of poems but it is also a project, about people, and the labor movement, and capitalism. It will blow your head off. Also check out the note from the author at the back:

If you believe that the bookstore worker who ordered this book from the distributor, placed it on the shelf, rang up your order at the cash register, etc., deserves a living wage, affordable health care, and a voice in the workplace, and you?re interested in helping your community?s bookstore workers organize for these workplace rights and benefits, please contact the author via the Union of Radical Workers and Writers (URWW) at URWW.

Three cheers for Mark. He?s also a wicked bowler.

Peak Performance, Go! Go! Go!: The weather in New York has taken a turn for the weird, which means it?s time for all of us to update our vision statements. I will act as a guinea pig example this month. My vision statement has changed a lot over the last couple of months.

Difficulties I?m still having? Discipline. Suggestions: Remember to give yourself reasonable goals so that you don?t feel weighted down by unrealistic expectations for yourself. Transition into the tougher goals: Rather than saying you?ll meditate for 40 minutes in the morning, start with 15 minutes. You know you can fit that 15 minutes in there between your coffee and brushing your teeth. Discipline is the key: make a plan, stick with it, and read your vision statement every day.

Also, use your positive thinking visualization skills. I?ve been using my imagination to get more focused on my work. I try to wake up believing that I am Spiderman, or Neo from the Matrix (?I know Kung Fu.? ) or an Olympic marathoner. If you start from that place you won?t be so slouchy. Remember Spiderman?s motto: ?With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility.? Have fun fellow super heroes!

Here is my September 19th vision statement:

I wake up early every morning and I stretch and I drink water and lemon juice. I go running three mornings a week. I eat greens and fruit and protein every day. I am as streamlined and smooth and focused as an Olympic athlete. I read for one hour every day. I spend one hour every other morning working on the Duncan biography and one hour every other morning translating the Iliad. I return to my wildflower and astronomy studies for two hours every week. In the evening, I knit for an hour and I talk to my friends. I save money to travel to London, Berlin, Paris, Athens, and Tibet. I work smarter, not harder. I am a good teacher and I do what I can to help my kids. I am streamlined and smooth and I am an Olympic athlete and I am the one.

Another tip for getting the most out of your vision statement: Make a list of very particular things you can do to meet your goals. Some people like charts (buy some glittery gold and silver stars to give yourself when you accomplish goals). Maybe you need to organize your physical environment to make the work more enticing. (For instance, I?m going to clean up my desk today and put all my wildflower and greek and astronomy books in view.) Maybe you even need to pull out your credit card and buy yourself something nice. Or if you don?t have a credit card, or if you?ve already maxed out your credit card, you can put aside some money from your next paycheck to buy a juicer or a yoga mat or a new desk chair or some new swim goggles.

And remember the best advice of all: Just do it! Sometimes you might not feel like doing something, but if you get into the habit, it will become a natural part of your routine.


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Saturday, 18 September 2004
house of war news

Community Service Updates and News from the House of War:

This just in from Lisablog correspondent Christopher Luna: A guy named Mike sent this email about a mom named Dorrine who lost her son Jacob over in Iraq:

Hello all,

Each one of you knows that I am against war in general and I especially despise this unjust war in Iraq. However, I do not blame the soldiers who are fighting for what they believe to be right and just. In their hearts, they are fighting to protect us and to spread freedom throughout the world. I support the brave troops that put their lives on the line in the hopes that America will be safe and people around the world will be free. I cannot blame them for the fact that I believe that we are actually doing the opposite of that. Rather, I look at them as heroes who are looking out for us.

Unfortunately, last November, I received news of a childhood friend, Jacob Fletcher, being blown to bits in Iraq. His Mother, Dorrine, was a close friend of my Mom and a sweet, loving, woman. Going to that wake was a heartbreaking experience in many ways. Just seeing the sadness in Dorrine's eyes was enough to strike a deep chord within.

I was quite proud of her when she refused to meet with George W. Bush while he was on Long Island, out of her disgust for him and his administration's imperialistic policies. I will try my best to keep my politics to myself on this one and get to the point.

Dorrine started a program to send letters of support and products to our soldiers in Iraq to show our appreciation for their courage and try to make it just a little bit easier for them to deal with their mission. If you are interested in finding out more about this program, please click on the link below. As I read on a sign during the RNC protest in NYC, "Love The Troops, Hate The War."

Love,

Mike

http://www.jacobsprogram.org/jacobsadoptasoldierprogram.htm

Our Mission is to send our soldiers without family or family support, things they want and need. We want to comfort them with a taste of home. We want to let them know that they are important to us, that they matter. We want to reach out and be a lifeline from America.


And in case you forgot, more sad news from the House of War:

Jason T. Poindexter,
from San Angelo, Texas
he was twenty

Alexander E. Wetherbee
from Fairfax, Virginia
he was twenty-seven


House of War T-shirt Project Update: 80 t-shirts have been sold, which means 920 more have to go out before the election. It?s time to re-vision the Axis of Evil t-shirts: post-convention, pre-election. I am now accepting suggestions for new by-lines to run under the ?Axis of Evil? caption on the shirts. Please email ideas to me at jarnot@earthlink.net.

And it?s time to start sending flowers to the moms of dead soldiers. There is about 50 bucks in the account. If there?s anyone out there with a personal connection to the mom of a dead soldier, please let me know. I need some addresses.


Coming Tomorrow: An Update on the One Hundred Hats Project, a beer update, Mark Nowak's new book, and what did the Egyptians wear on their heads?


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Friday, 17 September 2004
Lisa's New CD


Poems from Black Dog Songs and Ring of Fire: I'm just finishing the production of this very interesting CD. Some of you have a copy of the first version of the CD Poems from Ring of Fire. This is a new version remixed with several new tracks.

Here is the set list:

Because Poem
Black Dog Songs
Elmslie Blake Pastoral
Gang Angles
Harpersfield Song
Hockey Night in Canada
Hound Pastoral
The United States of American
My Terrorist Notebook
Indian Hot Wings
Manx Kippers
Seal Ode
They
Suddenly, Last Summer
The Eightfold Path
O Life Force
What in Fire...
Ye White Antarctic Birds
Tell Me Poem
Song of the Chinchilla
Sea Lyrics

I worked on this project with some musicians out in Queens named Jeremiah Hosea and Oja. They're very good guys. Jeremiah plays bass and Oja does the percussion and various sound warps.

If you are a Lisablog reader and you would like a copy of this CD, I will send it to you for $8. no charge for postage. this is a limited time offer!

Also check out the Lisablog factory at Factory. I just added a photo of one of my sister's paintings. She rules.


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Updated: Friday, 17 September 2004 12:00 PM EDT
Untitled

Lisablog Review: Stuff You May Have Learned on Lisablog:

Said Musa is the leader of Belize and he has some Palestinian blood.

Vicente Fox?s nickname is The Coca Cola kid. (He was a manager at Coca Cola Mexico.)

The Lacrimal Bone is the inside of your eye socket.

The first First Dynasty ruler of Egypt was Menes and he may have been eaten by a crocodile at the age of 64.


Lisablog Lost and Found:

Paris Correspondent Lisa R left some smoked eel on the windowsill of her room at the Penn Club in London during her last visit. If you have seen it, please contact Lisablog.


Lisablog Friend of the Day: The coolest guy in Toronto: Mark Truscott: Mark and his wife Lisa invited me to visit them in Toronto last spring and we had a great time. They got me all worked up about hemp clothing and B.P. Nichol, and they introduced me to their friend Stuart Ross who is an excellent poet. Have no doubt, gentle Lisablog reader, those poets in Toronto kick ass.

Mark has a new book out. It?s called Said Like Reeds or Things and it?s from Coach House Books. It is a beautiful book and you must read it. It?s Mark?s first book. I think he?s a cross between Basho and Creeley, but also he has something untouchable and unique and edgy/philosophical/critical in his work. He is an original and is at the beginning of a very cool career. Yo, read his book.


Orgiastic Friend Matching of the Day: Rod Smith of Bridge Street Books and Captain Stacy and all the good people at Woodland Patterns Book Center in Milwaukee, and Jimmy Behrle the King of Boston, meet Mark Truscott. You all would be very charmed to hear him read his work at your esteemed establishments.


Coming Tomorrow: The Egyptians and how they got that way.


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Wednesday, 15 September 2004
Cosmopolite

This post is going out to Miles who came up with the title: Cosmopolite.

Now that Lisablog has been to Europe, Lisablog would like to return to Europe and other weird far away places. As part of a special limited-time offer, you can participate in sending Lisa to Europe. Shipping and Handling are free. All you need to do is offer phone numbers of friends who would be willing to put up with the Lisablog crew, information about reading/performing venues or housepainting jobs, and tips about cool places to visit.

What you will get in return: A special Lisablog post dedicated to you and your loved ones and an Axis of Evil t-shirt. If you can find me a gig that will pay for airfare, you'll also get a hat from the 100 hats project.

Here are the details: Lisa will be traveling to Europe several times over the next six months. Lisa will be traveling with another agent. Cat operatives Harry and Bela will be remaining in Brooklyn.

Here is a list of cities that Secret Agent Lisa and her fellow Secret Agent [Name Deleted] would like to visit:

Berlin
Paris
Barcelona
Venice
Anywhere in Poland
Anywhere in Portugal
Casablanca
Tangiers
Cairo

If you can provide Lisa and her other secret agent friends with housing or gig ideas, please contact us at jarnot@earthlink.net.

Thank you, and have a good night.


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Tuesday, 14 September 2004
News from the House of (Trojan) War

Community Service Announcements, New York City:

Naomi Klein makes a movie and you must attend the opening!:

Sept.22-Oct.5
Film Forum
Houston St. (W. of 6th Ave.) 212-727-8110
1:00, 2:50 4:40, 6:30, 8:20, 10:05
buy tickets on-line: _www.filmforum.org_ (http://www.filmforum.org/)
Q&A with filmmakers after 6:30 and 8:20 shows on September 22 and 23

THE TAKE

occupy. resist. produce.
Directed & Produced by Avi Lewis
Written & Produced by Naomi Klein
Official Media Sponsor: The Nation

Argentina: not just another poor country, but a rich country made poor. The extraordinary drama of Argentina's decline during the last decades of the 20th century is a cautionary tale of violence, corruption and betrayal. Suave, smiling and tanned, President Carlos Menem shamelessly presided over a great nation's economic collapse. No Logo author Naomi Klein and Canadian TV producer Avi Lewis follow the exhilarating rise of a workers' movement to repossess abandoned factories, re-creating the jobs they once held within the framework of a democratically run cooperative. THE TAKE embodies a vision of working people forging genuine alternatives to a brutal economic model - a story whose implications are universal.


Also there is a Big Brothers/Big Sisters NYC Orientation Meeting at 6 p.m. on Thursday.


Also is you are a girl or would like to become one, you should know about this program:

Columbia University Breast Cancer Screening Partnership/ Callen-Lorde Clinic, NYC

for women without health insurance
FREE! annual clinical breast exam, mammogram, pap smear and pelvic exam

The Callen Lorde Clinic is located on West 18th Street in Chelsea. Check them out. they have great services and sliding scale fees.


And Now, Back to Troy:

So there's a war going on and it's a long tedious war. The Achaeans are fighting the Trojans because the Trojans stole this chick named Helen and her husband Menelaus is super pissed off. So the Achaeans are all camped out around Troy and it's been like years of this bullshit. Then of course the Olympian gods are involved too because they are bored on Mount Olympus and they want to entertain themselves. Plus Agamemnon, who is Menelaus's brother was disrespecting one of Apollo's priests by stealing the priest's daughter. Then Achilles got into it and told Agamemnon that he was full of shit and that he had to give the priest's daughter back and so there was bad blood between Agamemnon and Achilles, which really screwed things up for the Achaeans since they were already fighting against the Trojans and they didn?t need to be fighting amongst each other. Then Agamemnon said he'd take Achilles's chick and it became like a biker fight. Then Achilles started moping, which really screwed things up since he was such a good fighter and he wouldn't fight anymore and then the Trojans were all getting high and mighty and were winning the war. And then this really bad thing happened, which is that Achilles?s friend Patroclus got killed by the Trojans and everyone was really sad. Then Achilles decided he was going to kick some ass, or more specifically that he was going to kick Hector?s ass since Hector killed Patroclus. Then Achilles killed Hector and practically dragged his corpse through the street which was really uncool with Zeus and it's the end of the book and everyone knows that Achilles is going to get killed because he?s been a jerk too.


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Yes!

This is Bela in the bathtub.

And Harry and Bela in the Living Room

Here's Rachel on her fuzzy rug at her flat in London.

And Thomas standing near William Blake's bones.

Here's Thomas and the cool orange horse. We got yelled at for touching it.

Here's another horse, from the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus which is one of the seven wonders of the ancient world. Very cool horse.

Here's a big ass ancient hound dog.

And here's another cool picture of Tim and Chiaki.


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Updated: Friday, 17 September 2004 11:44 AM EDT
Crocodilopolis: the First Dynasty

This post is going out to Arizona correspondent Paul Klinger. Paul has commissioned me to write a series of poems about crocodiles.

1st Dynasty (3100-2890 BCE)

According to Herodotus
Upper and Lower Egypt
were united by Menes.

Menes founded Memphis
on an island
in the Nile,
conducted raids
against the Nubians
founded the city of Crocodilopolis
and built the first temple to the god Ptah.

He was either killed by wild dogs
and crocodiles near Fayum
or he was killed by a hippopotamus
after a 62 year reign.

He was buried
at Saqqara,
the necropolis of Memphis.


Coming Later Today: Trojan War Update, Daniel crosses the Atlantic, Thomas buys a new tire for his bicycle, and Harry and Bela take a nap.


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Monday, 13 September 2004
Egypt

Egypt: This is how I understand Egypt. There were 30 Dynasties in Ancient Egypt. They lasted from about 3100 BC to 332 BC.

As for the Egyptian Book of the Dead, it is "a group of funerary chapters which began to appear in Ancient Egypt around 1600 BC".

Here's the hard work: learning the details of the dynasties.

And learning the variations of the texts. I mean some are pyramid texts and some are coffin texts, so it's not like it's one big book.

But never fear, I found a link to begin our studies at Egyptian Dynasties.


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Back To Work

Okay blogsters. I bet you are all busy. It's the opening of a new and exciting season. A brief list of upcoming Lisablog events:

Tour of the Egyptian Book of the Dead

Coastal Maine's Geology

The Skull Modules: a tribute to the Lacrimal bone

Linguistics: Love it or Leave it

The Koran: what it means to you and your loved ones

H.D., Pound, and Eliot: The Cult of the Gods

More on the History of Air Flight

Peak Performance: Updating your Vision Statement

The Trojan War, continued

Meanwhile, our Most Excellent Cambridge Correspondent Tom Raworth sent along this photo of those gangsters I was hanging out with in London. Here is Thomas with his head turned, Tim with his head turned, Chiaki with her digital camera and me with my sparkling water. Behind us are some fancy art world freaky-deaks.

And to Dave, Miwako and their goldfish: Be cool and stay in school.

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Updated: Monday, 13 September 2004 10:42 AM EDT

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