What Is Going On? Takign on freshmen applicants for the position of personal secretary. Hours will be from 630 am till 200 pm, requirements to be met, you must be good at taking notes, must have no life, must be subordiant, be able to complete all comands that i give, good at giving shoe shines, and not have a record with the poilce yet. additional requiremnts that may help you get a head of the rest= be a woman, have a nice body, be easy...going, and have a pervious high GPA

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Joke's of the Week 1.Whats another name for a push-up bra? -False advertisement. 2.So while in France a man was having sex with one of the French sluts. While having sex she began screaming TROU FAUX! TROU FAUX!! So the next day He was playing golf with his friends and he hit a hole in one and yelled TROU FAUX! -One friend said Wrong Hole, there is only one hole. 3.Two little boys were playing in a lake, when they saw a women bathing in the nude.One boy took off running and his friend went after him, when friend two caught up to friend one he asked why he ran away. -So boy one answered "my mom told me if I ever saw a naked women I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard. Poem of the day -Split- Being pulled two ways Left and right From a girl, and a guy Almost torn in two I thank you lord For making me strong Using the strong glue Because otherwise I would be torn in two Why lord does it hurt Can it be any worse? Losing one or the other I won’t let it be Lord you made me Made me to strong for that I won’t be split Not between the two I’m strong enough Strong enough to hold on And not let go of either I’m too strong for this And yet so weak