The Philosophy for Equanics is as follows. It's almost like a form of Pig Latin. Except it follows the guidelines of modern speech and sentace structure about as much as Stevie Wonder follows a light. For example. A normal person would say "I speak the best english ever." while on the other hand Quan would arrange it as follows "English best I ever do speak!" , Equanics is not a language, but a state of mind. Laquan Burt, was born in the ghetto of Muscle Shoals, Alabama to a fine upstanding woman of society named Jackie Burt. She also starred in several seventies films such as "Peaty Wheatstraw:The Devils Son in Law" and "House Party 3". His father Ol'Dirty Bastard has been imprisoned through most of Quans natural life. Quan also has two younger sisters named La'Femme Nikita and Yachi. Quan is quite the football star with 3 catches for 8 yards and 0 touchdowns, and this was just last year! with those records he is gauranteed to get into NWSCC or a trade school in Tibet. Most of Quans life is spent teaching others in his garden behind his home in the suburbs of Muscle Shoals. he teaches their eager young minds to speak in the tongue of Quan. On the weekends he can be found in his living room watching scramblled homosexual HBO porn with Gay Sam. Sipping Mai-Tai's and eating Cheetos naked on a bean bag
