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QUOTES!!!

What a shame... looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks.

Yeah, you'd be pretty if it wasn't for your face.

Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into the nearest tree..

If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

I still miss my ex, but my aim's improving..

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I want to die like my grandpa, peacefully in his sleep, not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

It's better to let someone think you're an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Try not to let your mind wander. It's too small to be out by itself.

Sometimes I dream about being caried off by a big giant squirrel. Does that make me a nut?

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