-It is impossible to lick your elbow.

-A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.

-People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

-Rats and horses can't vomit.

-The ''sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick'' is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

-Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

-In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

-Most lipstick contains fish scales.

-Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

- If you pass air consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

-Coca-Cola was originally green.

-The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

-The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

-The youngest pope was 11 years old.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from History:
Spades - King David,
Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs-Alexander The Great,
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

-How about this.... The nursery rhyme "Ring around the Rosy"is a rhyme about the plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosy..."), these sores would smell very bad, so common folks would put flowers on their bodies somewhere(inconspicuously) so that they would cover the smell of the sores ("...a pocket full of posies..."). People who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the disease ("...ashes, ashes, we all fall down!").

-If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
One thousand

-What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
All invented by women.

-In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.

- A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (wow)

- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (don't try this at home kids)

- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

- On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (kinky)

- You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

- You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

- The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

- Polar bears are left handed.

- The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. That makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.

- The flea can jump 350 times its body length, It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

- A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

- The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. (uhh....no thanks)

- Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

- Butterflies taste with their feet. (eww)

- A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (cool!)

- An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

- Starfishes haven't got brains.

- Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing.

-The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." Uses every letter in the alphabet.

-A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

-Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?

-The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

-When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.

-No NFL team, which plays its home games in a domed stadium, has ever won a Superbowl.

-Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

-In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

-It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

-There is an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun.

-The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.

-The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

-It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

-Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.

-On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

-In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Internationally, Baywatch is the most popular TV show in history

-Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.

-Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.

-The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

-All porcupines float in water.

-If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

-The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

-Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always all the same sex.

- Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.

-In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

-Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

-No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

-Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

- There are more people in china that speaks english then the u.s

-I bet you tried to lick your elbow! Didn't ya? ha!