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Michael Vick--insert your own joke here.
Terrell Owens does absolutely nothing
Fox's Pam Oliver discovers the advantages The "Tuna" returns to action to try to win a coaching job with the Dolphins.
Emmitt Smith opens a men's clothing store
Brett Favre says, "No, really, this is
Mo Williams does a Subway commercial
Newsflash: Gismo and Reggie Williams
Roger Goodell goes gangsta and declares,
Tony Siragusa stars in a bootleg
Matt Leinart finds a way to handle his
Mchael Strahan becomes the new
Tim Couch...now you see him,
Vinny Testaverde becomes the league's
AFC EAST: NEW ENGLAND
As much as I hate to, I have to.
AFC SOUTH: JACKSONVILLE
Sigh...this just might be a sympathy
AFC WEST: OAKLAND
I did this one on a dare, but if they
NFC NORTH: CHICAGO
Again. But with no thanks to Rex Gross--Man.
NFC EAST: PHILADELPHIA
Giants lose hope as well as talent without
NFC SOUTH: NEW ORLEANS
They deserve it. Oh, yeah, and Reggie Bush.
NFC WEST: SAN FRANCISCO
It won't be quite like Montana to Rice, | So, in honor of the occasion, I've once again compiled my own lists of picks and predictions for the coming year! GIRL: Many teams have made changes this year that weren't very fan-friendly. I know this is a business, but at some point, I think considering how certain things will affect the fans would go a long way. After all if none of us decide to support a team, there wouldn't be one. You can't play to an empty stadium. MAESTRO: The Jaguars, in particular, must not be planning on winning this year. Cutting good players like Nick Sorenson and Donovan Darius wasn't too smart. And what was up with that Tim Couch thing... Two weeks and out!? GIRL: Not really a counterpoint, there, Maestro but thanks for supporting my stance. WOW! Bye bye, Byron!!! I rest my case.
| I am the Sports Maestro. I watch the entire CFB landscape as a whole, but in my area the SEC and ACC are the thing so that is what I will focus on. By the end of the year, I will have proven that I am, indeed, the Maestro! Check these out: Tim Tebow saves Metropolis once again. USC lowers players salaries slightly. FSU is doing the limbo...just how low can they go? Pac-10 discovers the advantages of playing defense. Steve Spurrier's ego gets even bigger...
Lee Corso leaves the poor Duke Blue Devil mascot out--again. You'd think he'd be used to Les Miles is abducted by a UFO. Duke is this year's WF out of the ACC.
Georgia finally beats Florida...yeah,
Northern Colorado's back-up punter injures starter Vandy goes to a BCS bowl this year. The NCAA goes to a 16-team playoff. Baylor wins Big 12.
Florida repeats as National Champs...
COASTAL
CHAMPIONSHIP: FSU vs VT, with VT the winner.
WEST:
CHAMPIONSHIP: FLORIDA VS LSU, with FLORIDA the winner
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