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Roy's Kustom Komputers
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Flee Market Items

New! It Might Be A Redneck Komputer If...

Top Ten Ways To Be A Financial Genius!

Letter Fum My Mama!

The 10 Commandments (translated)

The Official Roy98 Basic Electrician's Exam!

Roy's Quotes for the day!
"A mind is a terrible thang, and it must be stopped in our lifetime"

Roy's Kustom Komputers and Flee Market Items is located in
WEST "God Awful" VIRGINIA

Roy can now kustom build yore system like you want it.
Mix & match parts and save!! TRS 80 mother bored, Pentium
processor with overdrive (struts too), Mac soffwhere only $39.95!!!
Roy can even install yore system at yore place, on blocks or
even inside!!!

Check out Roy's new factory in beautiful West "God Awful" Virginia!

This new plant replaced our old one which cawt far during a lightnin storm

Replace that boring Win95 Start sound with the new Roy98 Start sound. Klick to hear it!

All Roy98 Komputers come wit a 90 second Warr-Un-Tee

Komputer Related Items
Item #1 Roy98- A complete guide on the 98 ways known by me to destroy a komputer! Only $2.95
Item #2 Dead 486 Vl-Bus Mainboard with Intel DX4-100 CPU. Only $19.95 (comes with free copy of Roy98)
Item #3 Software on CD Rom! Roy's guide to diggin' Ramps! Only $9.95 (comes with free copy of Roy98)
Item #4 Cashee Memory Only $10.00 each (not sure what they do, but the name sounds good)
Item #5 Roy's Kustom PC Speakers! Klick here for a sound check! Only $14.95 fer 2 of em'
Item #6 Possum Hide Mouse Pads with Roy98 Logo. Only $4.95

Roy's Research and Development Area

RoyWare

Confused by them Komputer terms- Click Here.

Flee Market Items
Books
Item #1 Roy's Guide on how to pick up women. Only $2.95 (hint, did you know that the best place to pick up a women is at yore family reunion!)
Item #2 How to rip-off the Social Service System. A step by step guide on how to git FREE MONEY!
Only $2.95 Order Today, supplies are limited!!!
Item #3 How to git great flee market items for free by digging in other peoples trash! Only $2.95
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Roy's Kustom Komputer and Flee Market Items, now offering free delivery with any purchase by our new state of the art transportation system. Most orders are received in 6 months or less. Call fer more details on this new, exciting service.