Blaur_Mond is me, Hatebreed44224 is dan, bear is my dog, pete is dan's dog

"The Greatest Adventure"

hatebreed44224: bleh

Blaur_Mond: bear wont shut the fuck up Blaur_Mond: hes like

Blaur_Mond: -snaps jaw-hrrrrurrarwweeerrrr....

Blaur_Mond: i told him to sit

Blaur_Mond: he sighs and goes hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmrrrorwwwrrrr

Blaur_Mond: and moves his head around

Blaur_Mond: like hes fuckin' talking back to me Blaur_Mond: grumpy old bastard

hatebreed44224: lol

hatebreed44224: john

Blaur_Mond: daniel

hatebreed44224: respect youre elders

Blaur_Mond: dude

Blaur_Mond: he is rolling around

Blaur_Mond: sneezing

Blaur_Mond: and now hes up

Blaur_Mond: shook around

Blaur_Mond: standing like hes going ot throw shit donw

hatebreed44224: why ye call me daniel now

Blaur_Mond: -shrugs-

Blaur_Mond: -says in a desperate tone-daniel-san

Blaur_Mond: actually ish supposed to be kun

hatebreed44224: -bets his ass beaten had arms and legs broken but some how kils his opponent like in the movie when he gets his ass beatn-

Blaur_Mond: but i dun' care Blaur_Mond: why does daniel think kenshin is a bad guy?

Blaur_Mond: he just be an assassin

hatebreed44224: he just looks so bad

Blaur_Mond: lol hatebreed44224: like a kinda

Blaur_Mond: in a sense he is a bad guy

hatebreed44224: coldish

Blaur_Mond: but like the government cavalry

Blaur_Mond: is like

Blaur_Mond: being fuckheads

hatebreed44224: ours?

Blaur_Mond: no

Blaur_Mond: in kenshin world

Blaur_Mond: about the samurai

hatebreed44224: hat about ours

hatebreed44224: ya ass

hatebreed44224: huh

Blaur_Mond: lol

Blaur_Mond: -nudges-you suck at mgs2

Blaur_Mond: so shut up

hatebreed44224: so

hatebreed44224: i could get better and i am improveing besides one of the reasons i suck is becaues i want to

hatebreed44224: lol

Blaur_Mond: no!-tells bear to attack dan, he titls his head ot the left and growls at me-

Blaur_Mond: bear you grumpy bastard did you make poopy?

hatebreed44224: bear did you seriously ly think about eating poopey

Blaur_Mond: -bear lowers his head and walks off, growling something under his breath-

Blaur_Mond: i swear bear is a smartass

hatebreed44224: i could bring pete over to set him straight

Blaur_Mond: lol

Blaur_Mond: pete is worse dude

Blaur_Mond: pete doesnt know where he is

Blaur_Mond: "oh, milk jug!" -attacks it with extreme prejudice-

Blaur_Mond: -somehow pete ends up in canada-

hatebreed44224: lol

hatebreed44224: hes sitin beside my dad lookong at my magic cards

Blaur_Mond: -and so dan and john went on a journy to canada, riding a boyscout bus. in teh background from there and abck again(the animated story)"the greatest adventure" plays-

hatebreed44224: licking his lips hatebreed44224: lol hatebreed44224: lets just say petes legolas

Blaur_Mond: -for some reason, dan sings it classical style, adding emphasis when needed. john just pushes his face against the window making weird faces at other cars. this causes one person to crash, and a chain of explosions. then john sits straight, acting as if though he didn't do it whispering. "i think the sun killed them"-

Blaur_Mond: fuckin' pete is gimli dude

hatebreed44224: no hes the elf

hatebreed44224: the one with the bow

hatebreed44224: could you picture him with a bow

hatebreed44224: with that big ol head

hatebreed44224: nt realy knwoing for whom he weas fighting foro

Blaur_Mond: -then spider crawls from under the seat, john points at it yelling "GAAAHH! DAN USE MAGIC MISSILE!" just then dan raises his hand in the air, fist clenched, and throws his hand down, releasing the fist so that his palm faces the spider. "BAH!" this caused, by some miraculous force of will(most likely dan's shoe)to fire the magic missile and kill the spider- hatebreed44224: just then a knome crawls out of johns seat> omg john kill it it gona dooooou something weird Blaur_Mond: john would look to the left towards dan with wide eyes yelling, "I NEED TO MAKE SOAP BACON!!" quickly he scanned the area, noticing a boyscout with a soap and bacon merit badge, this caused john to grin. john stole the merit badges and clipped them on his shirt. These badges allowed john to manifest bacon-soap out of thin air! just the tool needed to defeat the gnome. making enough bacon-soap to create a dagger, john would stab the gnome in the eye stinging it and the gnome to go blind. "ARRRG! IJUST WANTED TO GET MY MAGIC PENNY! GAH BUGGER OFF YA BLEEMIN' HUMANS!", the gnome grunted as he staggered off falling out of a bus window--of all things--and landing on a car making a somewhat clean escape, no pun intended

hatebreed44224: soap bacon?

Blaur_Mond: yes

hatebreed44224: was that

Blaur_Mond: soap with bacon in it

hatebreed44224: wow

Blaur_Mond: "gir! Why is there BACON IN THE SOAP?!" "IIIII DID IT MMMMMYYYYYYYYYSELF!"

Blaur_Mond: john leans towards dan and whispers while pointing towards the boyscouts, "daniel! i dost thine thou thy hither nither ich bin ya think the boyscouts are woodelfs!"

hatebreed44224: tis twas twill thy arth art twanticafh they are?!

Blaur_Mond: -nods slowly, his expression grim-"shalt we vanguish these elves returning them to the woods from whence they came?!

hatebreed44224: -he would take out an ar 60 and jump to the back of the buss creating a shield over john but blowing away everything else on the buss killing everuthing but mrs crab tree AKA bollem-

Blaur_Mond: -watches as things die, the bus blows up crashing for dan blew a hole on the entire front half(destroying it sending it off the highway). The rest of the bus would lean forwards and skid along the highway in a circle, some cars crashing into it causing bollem to hiss and yell something OT the effect of "it burns us" this most likely being reference to the herpes on bollem's entire body-

We sort of abruptly stopped right there...-shrugs-