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SOME CALL ME A SPACE COWBOY. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW HOW RIGHT THEY HAVE IT


a few words about my ´umble self
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Hello. My name is Timo Juhani Vuorio and I was born in the S.A.V.O.
________________________________ I´m a guy.

I´m an eccentric, and many call me a CRITICAL INTELLECTUAL but they have it wrong. At this very moment I´m sleeping or watching TV.

I´ve tried to do dis & dat about the finnish gov´s idiotic nuke-plan but they don´t seem to care. I printed some T-shirts in 2002 that commented the issue and you see one of those on the right, as well as a postcard i printed in early 2003. I´m going to make those underpants but right now it´s impossible as my importer´s out of business because of the Asia´s health situation.

"Ikuisesti Sinun, Plutonium-239" is finnish for "Forever Yours, plutonium-239". I also had T-shirts with the slogans "Tuhlaa sähköä" ("Waste electricity") and "Ostaisitko tältä mieheltä ..." ("Would you buy a used car from this man? Would you give him Hi-level Waste?"). The postcard with the guy in radiation warning underpants says "valtaa ja voimaa" that´s finnish for "power and might". Sorry for the bad print, enlarge it by clicking on the mouse so you´ll get the view.

Kiss me my darling, your lips are sweeter than my grandma´s mashed POTATOES.




Timo Vuorio
Poste Restante
40520 Jyväskylä
Finland
Europe


Oh yeah, see my pop group WORMS´ website. Lots of rockumentary-silliness and stories that I consider fun (and that´s the truth, folks).

and then the HOLY WRIT


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