What's up with Angie's height?

Okay finally, what we've all been waiting for. According to the poll at least. What in the hell is up with Angie's height? I mean, she can't reach the faucets in the shower, she can hide under rocks and do jumping jacks in the glove compartment of someone's car, is there anything she can't do? And why isn't her mom as short as Angie is? It doesn't make sense? Well, I've dont an exclusive interview with Angie's mom and found out some rather...interesting information. Apparently angie's mom went to never never land and made love to one of Peter Pan's friends, that obviously because of the way angie is now, was very short. So people, it's not Angie's fault she's so damn short! So I propose we do some things to change the way things are. For one, let's try and cut back on the short jokes. Yes they're very funny and distracting from our own pathetic and boring lives, but the reality of it all, Angie can grab hold of our shoes and sneak in our houses, robbing us blind. Do we want that to happen? Or, we can just put our money together and buy a hampster cage and keep her in there. Maybe the wheel will finally work her out so she's exhausted so she doesn't talk and bounce around anymore? Anywayz PEACE OUT!