.:. Some Really Weird Crap .:.
If you put my chapstick up my butt, I’ll kill you.
I do not want to know how turtles have sex.
I should cover my butt in deodorant.
I do not have sex with doughnuts
I'm not a pregnant walrus.
Wouldn't it be funny to see a pole vaulting walrus?
Whales don’t have toes.
It's the battle of the obese marshmallows!
Oh boy! Granny panties!
Can i have sex with your soda?
There was some serious camel toe goin' on.
Does anyone have any duct tape? I want to cover my ass.
That's an attractive moose over there. ...more .:. Other Stuff .:. stuff about me
SOTY- until the day i die, anthem of our dying day, burning years, in the shadows, sidewalks SWITCHFOOT- meant to live, this is your life, ammunition, adding to the noise HOOBASTANK- the reason, out of control,unaffected, from the heart