You just have to try these web pages!!
R.A.R.R
Just a link I like
Correspondence
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The Best Years of Your Life!
I can guarantee you'll like this one!
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The Quotes in my Little Black Book of Quotes
If you wish to contribute to any part of COZ or just post your feedback please e-mail coralie_neave_3@hotmail.com. Will post best comments in Guestbook. Will also add any quotes etc that you e-mail me. Also if you can suggest more area's then also e-mail that addy. Thanks!!
Quote of the Week
I don't get headaches, just pains in my head.
LBBoQ
And the winner of the COZ prize for sexiest male ever goes to...... Mr Alan Davies! (Luckily he DIDN'T dress up for this award!)
TheCity/LaCitelleDelAmbitione crossover***WARNING: PLOT SPOILERS*** The authors of the book "Trilogy" are not associated in any way with the author of this website, nor are any of the characters, settings, or anything else appearing in the aforementioned book. To contact the authors please e-mail editors@thelordpembrooke.zzn.com
Dalziel and Pascoe. Just some random stuff. Quotes that appear before each chapter starts~Pictures of Perfection
Quotes that appear before each chapter starts~ Exit Lines Coco's recommended TV guide
My favourite "Have I Got News For You" moments. With Thanks to wikipedia.org for this section!! For those who don't know HIGNFY is a comedy show where panellists compete to answer questions on recent news topics of the week. There are 2 panellists, or team captains~ Ian Hislop (editor of Private Eye,a delectable read) and Paul Merton, comedian. Each week it is hosted by a celebrity host, and the team captains each get a celebrity or comedian panellist to help them. Here are my favourite bits and discussions: Below is one of my alltime favourite exchanges. The McMuck discussion!! Thanks to mcspotlight.org for the transcript to this one. If you're from McDonalds blame them!! Angus: And now time for our odd one out round - rearing its 4 ugly heads from which one is to be chosen as the outstanding beauty. Paul your 4 visions of loveliness are: the back legs of a mouse; the E Coli 157 bacteria; the nematode worm; and some raw sewage.
Coco's Harry Potter Character qualities. Did that make sense? Basically its a "Coco has...
Coco has... Snape's hair Coco wants... Mad-Eye's eye
Coco's poetry MSN conversation with Fido Fido: In our piece we use schizophrenia But the main character does not travel to the capital of Armenia Whatever the hell that is Please give me good grades, miss
Interview with Cleo and Fido.(Fido is in red) Thoughts from a physics test One leader
An explaination about an amusing anecdote- MacNair and his Axe.
Welcome to our language The Unanswerable QuestionsIf you CAN answer them please help enlighten COZ readers and e-mail me!! 1.Why do we press harder on remote control's when we know the batteries are flat?
Profiles
FIDO: Mr Tennant is mech more attrecteve than Mr Davies.
COZ prize for What do we have? The mind closes, but the soul continues, Four Seasons, Four Worlds Apart The Dew glistens in the morning sun, Summer camp beckons, depressingly real, Staring from the blown out pane Starving, dishevelled, with all dignity gone, Four seasons for all the world to behold, Freedom Lumbering around it's wildlife home, As free as the person who wears it. The balance we rely on So little, so many, unimportant, The choices made What started off innocent, Behind the Propaganda As plain as night is light, The Final Silence Disjointed, Final Suicide Note She lives her hope in vain, knowing that it will always be the same, the pain, the agony behind the unknowing mask hiding so much, concealing so little. Just a phase to hide behind, to personalise, to make your own, she says, she knows what she has. Friends she doesn't belong to, no 'family', just blood relations, helping to make the mask that hides the whore within, or does he just imagine it, is it all in her mind? Is that the problem? Eaten alive by the guilt, by the fat, consuming, eating away, making sure the mask stays up, because if it slipped, that wouldn't be bad but unneccessary, if she is to die anyway. She knows she must, for what is she to this world but a burden, she needs help, and if she could, she would reach out for it, like a baby to the teat. She despises herself for this, knows it is weak, wrong. She strikes out, shattering the glass illusion that is her life. She stares at the mirror, shattered, broken. And I stare back. The Last Supper A sea of emotions, a lifetime of luck. Black Truth Azure flashes from the bubbleless blue,
COZ prize for Right, the real reason. I started work on this section intending it to be short stories of a couple of pages. The story I started has somehow become 8 pages long and has chapters. So, if I do ever manage a SHORT story I will put it on. But for now lets just say.... this area is under construction.
Written Contribution by E-mail
Guest Book
Thankyou's I would just like to say thankyou to Fido and Cleo for their HTML help, (their better then any web guide!!)Wilko for the jokes and e-mails, QECC for all the information and inspiration it has offered, (OK so it wasn't a lot but still....) and finally Toz for starting RARR and starting all of this. Big up y'all and LISTEN TO MORE SHAGGY who gets my biggest thanks for helping me through the bad times and making me smile through the good. This is dedicated to you Mr Boombastic!! Thanks to everyone. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox *DISCLAIMER* COZ reserves the right to alter,modify or otherwise change any contribution or contributions which it receives. COZ also holds copyright of said contribution or contributions unless already owned, in which case COZ thanks the author/s of said material.
Being in charge of the church of England must be hard. As hard as George,Ian and Duncan Smith trying to get the Tories to vote Conservative.
Politics is show business for ugly people.
Excuse me you're drinking my spirit.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
I give you an inch and you take a foot. I give you a foot and you bite my leg.
He could go back to hating your fathers memory in peace.
Spilt beans can't be put back in the can and they get trodden all over the carpet.
I'm not angry. I'm moody.
I glued myself to... Myself.
United Stairs of Locju OUT.
He managed to craftily avoid justice. By dieing. Crafty Bugger
I'm self employed and I'm up on sexual harrassment charges
"Yes, Toz and I decided to do a crossover." Below is a summary, though the full book is available on request (honey.amor@thelordpembrooke.zzn.com).
Current book/s: Pie City, Amys Revenge, Love Waits For No0one (renamed la Citelle Del Ambitione, Amys Revenge, The City). Three in One, called Trilogy.
Current alive characters: Nathaniel, Amy, Fiona, PoisonfruitJ, Deggins, Sss, Pockets, Tornroot, Glass, Lun, Ray, Hana. Poisonfruit?
Current dead characters: Marlesse, Vixie, Ginger. Poisonfruit?
Quotes!
Please submit a quote/ quotes you liked, or that you think should appear here. Only quotes submitted by you, the readers, will be shown. Also, any questions you may have will be displayed here, and I am working on getting the authors to answer queries. If this happens answers will, of course, be displayed.
How horrile it is to have so many people killed!- And what a blessing one cares for none of them.
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal
Here I am once more in this scene of dissipatation and vice, and I begin already to find my morals corrupted.
If I am a wild beast, I cannot help it
Which of all my important nothings should I tell you first?
I suppose you see the corpses? How does it appear?
I was as civil to them as their bad breath would allow me
I am just going outside and I may be some time
See in what peace a Christian can die
Die, my dear doctor - thats the last thing I shall do
Either this wallpaper goes or I do
Bring me all the blotting paper there is in the house!
I think I could eat one of Bellamy's veal pies
What does it signify?
Well, I've had a happy life
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Oh my country! How I love my country! Dedicated to certain Male specimens in my Integrated Humanities classes
Sack, Sack!...Pray you give me some sack!
Et tu, brute?
Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.
Let not poor Nelly starve
Bugger Bognor
Mehr Licht!
God Bless...God Damn!
Thy necessity is yet greater then mine
Je m'en vais chercher un grand peut-etre. O_o there was a symbol above the first e in etre.
All my possesions for a moment of time!
I have opened it
If this is dying I don't think much of it.
There is treachery, O Ahaziah.
Pluck up thy spirits, man, and do not be afraid to do thine office.
I am dying like a poisoned rat in a hole. I am what I am! I am what I am!
I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.
It will end as it began, it came with a lass and it will go with a lass.
Ut puto deus fio
Tirez le rideau, la force est jouee. Incidentally there was also a comma above the first e in jouee, but I still don't know how to put one of them in =)
All this is, of course, copyright Reginald Hill or any other specified contributor/s. If I can find more Dalziel and Pascoe books where there are quotes at the start of chapters, I will of course add them.
TV Heaven Telly Hell
8/10 Cats
Mock the Week
QI
Hustle
Footballers Wives
The Bill
Have I Got News For You. Here's why:
As Ian edits Private Eye it is often the butt of jokes. A similar thing occured when Boris Johnson appeared with the mick being taken out of his magazine The Spectator . Ian claimed he knew 3 readers of it, Boris, his Mum, and his Dad.
During Jonathan Aitkins time in prison he was referred to as Prisoner CB9298
When Mr Mertons pannelist cancelled at last minute he was given a tub of Lard to play with. Surprisingly, he still won, despite having to answer questions in French, German, Chinese and Japanese. In the one question he got in English, the question was entirely blanked out. He referred to the scandal of John Simpsons drug taking by saying "Am I in one of John Simpson's trips? I'm sitting here with my tub of lard answering questions in German!"
When he was leader of the Tories, Ian Duncan Smith became a weekly joke. Mr Merton pretended that they were in fact two people, Ian and Duncan Smith, to the confusion of poor Boris. Upon learning that IDS's first name was in fact George Mr Merton replied "There's three of them?!?"
Mr Merton once took it upon himself to say "If I were a ferret I would wear a top hat and a cane don't you know." in a posh phoney accent.
Boris has become a mascot figure of the show and Mr Merton often jokes that he isn't real but made up. His theories include: Boris is a glove puppet from the neck down, he is knitted, he needs batteries to function or that an elctric current passes through his chair every time he slows down.
Ian was once called the "sperm of the devil" by Paula Yates.
Rupert Allason once sued the BBC and Hat Trick productions for libel after he was called a "conniving little shit". he lost, making him the only person in Britain it is safe to call a conniving little shit Please don't sue me Mr Allason, I mean none of it!
Paul: Are the back legs of a mouse the only thing that hasn't been offered a job on Channel 5?
I think this is McDonald's. Is this the things that have been found in kitchens? Have McDonald's invented a new cheese-burger that's got the back legs of a mouse? You order it and it comes walking towards you - in a few years time it will have a little voice box so it can speak to you as you're eating it - "been drinking coffee have we sir?"
Ian: McDonald's are notoriously litigious
Paul: I know! I have posed this as a question rather than a statement. I mean, its things found isn't it?
Angus: Yes, I have to own up. you're absolutely right. As we see them again, they have all allegedly been found in McDonald's food. Except...
Paul: Oh, yes of course, uhm. Is there a beefburger there? There isn't is there! It must be that...I'd remember that one on the bottom left (nematode worm) - it's nibbling the lettuce. Uhm. The back legs of a mouse.
Ian:It must be the Jeffrey Archer (raw sewage).
Angus:The raw sewage. Yes. It's the right answer, so you'll have to share the points. That's the only one that hasn't found in McDonald's food. Despite this week's courtroom allegations that raw sewage flooded the kitchen of their Colchester branch. McDonald's staff eventually cleaned the sewage up without food being contaminated; although it would have been a brave man who tried the chocolate milkshake that afternoon.
The E Coli bacteria in a McDonald's restaurant was said by the Department of Health to be responsible for a major outbreak of food poisoning in Preston. McDonald's took immediate action by renaming it the "E. coli McBacteria".
In 1989 McDonald's apologised to a customer who found a nematode worm in his Filet-O-Fish, although they insisted that the worm was perfectly harmless because it was dead. Presumably because it had eaten some E Coli bacteria.
In 1992, Eric Schneider took a big bite out of the "McRib" he'd just bought and discovered he was eating the rear end of a mouse. There's a difference at McDonald's you won't enjoy.
Jame's confidence
Sirius' arrogance
Remus' love of books
Peters unpopularity
Lily's eyes
Harry's reputation
Ron's Weasliness
Hermione's love of the library
Dumbledores need of socks
Quirrells stutter
McGonagolls sternness
Snapes love of Slytherins
Snape's hate of Gryffindors
Neville's clumsiness
Grubbly-Planks love of animals
Molly Weasleys cooking
Arthur Weasleys love of screws
Ginny's perfume
Fred and George's mischeifness
Luna's strangeness
Cho's vulnerability
The Dursleys hate of Harry
Argus' bad temper and love of S&M
Argus' Pet
Tonks' hair
Cedrics deadness
Krums walk
Fleurs looks
Scabbers cunningness
Malfoys cockiness
Crabbe and Goyles bulliness.
James' cloak
Fred and George's Mauraurders Map
Wood's Quidditch abilities
Angelina's hair
Katie's ability to get hexed
Madam Rosmerta's bar
Hagrids beard
Mundungus' hand in marriage
Mauraurder orgies!
Coco: Finds that the only words that rhyme with her real name are sexual, so insert rude poem here
Fido: There was a boar in the American Civil War, but no one saw their presentsontehrecordsof reserve officers training corps.
Coco: The American Civil War, Was a right Boar, For the reserve officers training corps.
OK. So its not much. There was another conversation with Cleo and Hatlet, but I can't find it right now. Sorry.
Describe yourself in 3 words
Wet, Soaking, Damp. Idiotic, Amphibological, Untidy.
What is your greatest acheivement to date?
Learning to dress myself.Me? Achieve something?
Describe COZ in one word
Existent.Salmon.
What is your favourite website?
R.A.R.R.Google.
How often do you visit COZ?
Whenever I get an opportunity.Frequently.
Describe Coco in 3 words.
Amusing, Bonkers, Friendly.Inventive, Friendly, Slightlymad
What do you look like?
A human being, probably Carbon Based.Like a sculpture of breakfats cereal. I'm modern art!
What is your favourite quote?
"Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help, Help, I'm being repressed!" Cats Enjoy Potatoes."
Make 1 wish...
I wish to have social skills and a brain with witch to use themTo meet Prongs in a Thong and... well... use your imagination...
One choice
One Government
One voice
One God
One belief
One art
One design
One chance
One stage
One life
One uniformity code
After reenacting MacNair killing Buckbeak, we moved on to MacNair killing members of the general public, all with his axe. This of course led to Axe-murderers Anonymous. (obviously!!). Simply dial 0800-I-AM-AN-AXE-MURDERER, 0800-4-26-293-68733737, then press 1 for a confidential chat with a councillor, 2 to give yourself up, 3 to meet other axe-murderers and 4 for victims. *BRAND NEW FEATURE* Press 5 for the PRONGS-IN-A-THONG HOTLINE.
It's like a full aerobic workout!!
Hello- Karate Chop freeze frame
Sorry- Attempting to strangle someone (thanks to Apu from the Simpsons for that)
Hello, I'm in a bad mood- Putting hand on back of neck/spine (as if to pull your spine out, hence comitting suicide.)
I'm an Axe-Murderer coming to kill you!- Waving the right hand. The faster you wave, the faster they die.
I'll save you!- Waving the left hand. The faster you wave the faster they are saved.
Don't kill me!!- Waving of right arm, downwards,as if dislocated.
I'm Confused- Wobbling of bottom lip with finger. Used frequently.
Shame- Pringle. Can be adapted, eg "I'm apringled", "Pringleicious", "Pringle Jig".
Arse- "Ask not" From Deeoctor Woohoo. "Your only surviving peice of skin was your rear end? So you're talking out your a-""-sk not."
Sex- Alan Davies, eg Having Alan Davies with Alan Davies would be so much fun!
2.Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient charges" when they know there isn't enough money?
3.Why does someone believe you when you say that there are 4 million stars but check when you say paint is wet?
4.Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? It does.
5.Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
6.Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when you throw a gun at him?
7.Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
8.Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?
9.What is the speed of darkness? The speed at which light retreats from battle!!
10.If people evolved from apes why are there still apes?
11.Can you cry underwater? Have you ever heard of scuba diving masks?
12.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
13.Why is it that people say they slept like a baby, when babies wake up every 2 hours or so?
14.Why do doctors, when you have to strip, leave the room, they're going to see you naked anyway...
15.Why do people go up tall buildings then put money in telescopes to look at things on the ground?
16.If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
17.What level of importance must someone have if they are assinated instead of murdered?
18.If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?
19.If its true we're all here to help others what are the others doing?Helping us
20.If WW2 had never happened would there still be laws to nprevent it happening?
Choccie : Full Name: Chocolate
Choccie is Cocos guinea-pig and a general mascot of COZ. She is generally perfect. Her hobbies include vegetable tasting and befriending young Robins. Her favourite foods are lettuce and peppers.
Fido : Full Name: Lyndsey
Fido was named after I misread her comment "I'm reading Percy" (her notebook. Don't ask.) as "I'm reading Percy Weasley". This always reminds me of Measley [twerp] from Animals of Farthing Wood, and the baby weasels are called Fido and Cleo, her and best mate got named Fido and Cleo. Fido has an unhealthy obsession with the Mauraurders, or more exactly James, her name for him Jamesjamesjamesjamesjames (thankyou JK.)(That was sarcastic btw). Fido was also a co-producer of Flay, the caveman who eats facial hair. Fido is just an all round good bean.
Cleo : Full Name: Juliet
Cleo was also named from AoFW, being Fido's best friend. Cleo is the crazy one, and hates being called sane. She too has an unhealthy obsession with the Mauraurders although this time its with Sirius. Once again I take my free hat (as part of the Free Stupid Hats for All campaign) to you JK. Cleo was also a co-creater of Flay and Flayleigh.
Wilko : Full Name: Kayleigh
Wilko's favourite EVERYTHING is Rugby or Rugby related. Mainly because of one person: Jonny Wilkinson. (OK so all my friends have unhealthy obsessions. American Teen Drama!!). Wilko is funny, lively and has a great saying, "Rugby is a game played by men with strange balls". Says it all, huh?
Coco : Full Name: Coralie
My nickname is not because of an unhealthy obsession with Cocoa!! And thats all you need to know about me!
COCO: So mech more attractive is Mr Davies I'm afaid dear. Oh, darling, his kitchen table is so well used.
FIDO: But Mr Tennant has played Casanova. A NICE Casanova.
COCO: But Mr Davies watches porn.
FIDO: Mr Tennant is porn.Mild, unoffensive porn.
COCO: Well Mr Davies is mild, unoffensive, highly erotic porn.
FIDO: Mr Tennant is a dark, intense, leather-clad man.
COCO:Mr Davies is dark, intense, chocolatebodypaint-clad man.
FIDO: Mr Tennant can travel through time and space.
COCO: Mr Davies can travel through condoms to bloody fast when I get my hands on him.
FIDO: Mr Tennant shows discretion.
COCO: Mr Davies shows distraction.
FIDO: Mr Tennant can concentrate during certain things. Or so I've heard.
COCO: Mr Davies is so thoughtful and kind.
FIDO: Mr Tennant has not yet failed at QI.
COCO: Mr Davies has not yet watched the earth blow up.
FIDO: Mr Tennant('s previous reincarnation) has, and therefore can literally take one to the end of the earth.
COCO: Mr Davies has many, different and unusual, sayings that take one to heaven and back.
FIDO: Mr Tennant has met royalty.
COCO: Mr Davies IS royalty.
FIDO: Mr Tennant CAN defy the laws of time and space.
COCO: Mr Davies CAN defy the normal boundaries of pleasure.
FIDO: Mr Tennant CAN win this battle of good points.
COCO: Mr Davies WILL win this pornographic battle. Because he is a sex god on legs.
FIDO: Mr Tennant has adorable glasses.
COCO: Mr Davies has the sexiest hair ever.
FIDO: Yet Mr Tennant's is even sexier.
COCO: Mr Davies has the SEXIEST hair EVER and lovely eyes. He has such adorable eyes.
FIDO: Mr Tennant distracts me from gerbil porn. (This in response to me sending her a song about the sexual pleasures of having a gerbil "Shoved up your butt" and repeating O Mental One's name)
COCO: Mr Davies distracts me from everything.
FIDO: Mr Tennant does not distract me from the things that are important, only from the things I need to be distracted from.
COCO: Mr Davies has a wonderful kitchen table. (I have weird sexual fantasies about fornication and kitchen tables)
FIDO: Mr Tennant has a wonderful police box.
COCO: Mr Davies is sooo funny.
FIDO: Mr Tennant has Captain Jack. WIN.
COCO: Mr Davies has me WIN WIN WIN.
FIDO: I believe this is what is known as a "stalemate".
No, this is me winning. Apologies to either man involved for any offensive comments made (and to O Mental One for gerbil porn inclusion). Just to let you know Alan, you are gorgeous. Attempted Poetry
Its violent pacing around its heart.
Does a soul have a heart?
Buried deeper then a memory of a stranger,
A stranger with flowing blonde locks,
And crab-like claws.
Does a crab have claws?
Its pincers act as claws,
A defence mechanism,
If ever a crab needed one,
Does anyone need one?
If we all found peace
Within ourselves,
And spoke out, against evil.
So why do we not?
Because the mind closes. But your soul is still there...
There may not be the meaning of life,
Or wether God exists,
Hidden in its words,
But read this poem and take time to think,
About the unjustice of Racism, Prejudice. The Poverty around the world, the death, the Refugees.
Will you take time to think?
Don't Let It Happen!! Speak Out.
On the Daffodil leaves.
A lamb mews for its Dead Mother,
The sound of a tractors engine breaks the silence,
An April shower falls,
The raindrops pattering on the greenhouse roof,
And flooding the lane below.
The heat wave sweeping,
Across parched grass,
Parched people,
Drought,
But we can afford bottled,
Here in "civilization".
Staring certain death in the eye,
It looks as if a herd of giants,
Has trampled the roofs around,
Death, Destruction, no escape,
Nowhere to run,
As the dead bodies litter the ground.
The bag of bones without the bag,
Under the stars,
The stripes run free, black and white,
Chased by spots of Black and Gold,
And unfurling like a dusty parchment,
Jack Frost stretches, but even he shrivels and dies.
But only some will love them.
Woods, trees, the forest green,
Free, as the birds, the bees, the air above.
"Beast" "Dumb Animal",
A shotgun rings,
The Brown Bear falls,
But still it is free.
But caught up in themselves,
Their lives so meaningless,
Destroying everything dear,
Until it comes, black, dark.
Or so mortals think, feel,
Until it comes,
The balance is destroyed,
Or is it re-balanced?
Death, Life, Rebirth, Death.
Has eroded to milky-grey,
Not worth a f**k anymore,
Not content with what it has,
It moves ever more, taking,
Leaving none, it knows not what it has done,
Until it is too late to change,
If it would, because it can't,
It's choices have a grip on it,
And its grip isn't softening, but becoming tighter with time,
It cannot see what the damage is,
And it cannot change it,
It just moves on, sweeping you along with it.
Yet the name hides this,
Doesn't let you see the real beauty,
Behind the rolling, dusty plains,
How a shimmering, orange orb,
Illuminates the sparse vegetation,
Scattered as if a giant paw,
Stepped on the land below,
The land that dusts the cake,
And provides what nowhere else can,
A mythical quality,
From only those of millions of years,
Or hundredds as the grey stomps,
Overhead by the striped hinds,
Followed by a spotted lightening,
The cats stand on their hindlegs,
Surveying the wilderness beyond.
A solitary rock stands senital,
Over its cactus partner, forever being,
But never seeing, like the millions of eyes above,
Twinkling, Shimmering,
As plain as the night is light.
Irregular, like a clockwork mouse,
Ticking,the moments
Silence
Is deafening, to the normal
Life, hustle,
Bustle, a shopping spree, about
To go wrong,
The last blast A
familiar situation,
Arising from political conquest of a nature, unknown,
To the many passing,
Passing,
His hand over his eyes, her fingers
Crossed like a red mountain stream across the heavens,
An echoing blast,
One to end all others, never working,
Echoing,
Across the empty silence,
Still,
Noone to hear the echo before the panic,
Confusion in the minds
Eye know not what happened,
What has passed
Present and Future
Together
Unknowing
Through Deaths corridor doors.
Bad Luck. A nasty taste in the mouth.
A final act. There will be no encore,
No kisses to his audience, of one,
And many, here to witness the epilogue of his
Miserable, turmoilest being.
A wave crashes, onto the rocks below,
The wind whistles through my interlocked fingers,
And I stare eternity in the face.
A mouse scurries across my shoes,
So I drop it the crumbs from my last meal,
Smash the wine glass onto the
Overhang below.
The overhang that I'll miss
Just a tumbling weight.
I stare down at the shell that bought me eternity.
The bottomless sapphire,
Sunlight shafted turqouise,
A mandarin flash here,
The speeding rose there,
Darting between the trailing frondrels,
A black hole that shuts his hinges,
The white pearls flashing in the night blue,
A sickle silver, violent violet, emerald green,
A viloet tattoo in the bottom,
Fearing the dart, that leads
To the unsurped threat.
But no au natural here,
Tight sinews bounded by an
Insane desire to kill,
To maim, as it taughtens,
Tightens, choking the protests,
Squashed, gouged, dicombobulated,
Finished.
The once slanting sun light now burning
I see the light!
It blinds me, kills my hope,
The thirst from within
Taunting, mocking,
Choking,
Choking. Attempted stories
Well, there is a long story involving my actual story being kidnapped by a wandering Koala Bear wearing a denim top hat. Yes there is. THERE IS. I promise there is. Oh, OK. I haven't done my homework because I was doing my childrens! I'm only 15? So..? Yes I know I don't have children. You want to know the truth? I did it, but I left my bag at the bus stop and the police blew it up. What, this one here? Umm.....
Here's where I add comments and quotes from e-mail from you guys. Get e-mailing!!
Dorothy Smith, a chicken farmer says: COZ is highly informative and interesting. The language should be a compulsory school subject. But please add more chickens. Sorry about the lack of chickens Dorothy. Here: chickens, chickens, chickens galore. Hope you carry on enjoying COZ!!
If you would like to sign the guestbook simply e-mail your name and comment to atianhislop.co.uk@hotmail.com and i will add it here!! Kevin of Crediton says: Great website! Hard hitting poetry, now you've got some competition R.A.R.R... Well thanks for the Vote of Confidence Kevin but I wouldn't say that in hearing range of Toz!! Not if you value your anatomy anywhosilhow!! And of course we could never even hope to equal R.A.R.R
Hattie says: I like Coralie and I like Zebra's <3. Thankyou Hattie. I like Zebra's too!! You may notice they crop up a few times. LoL.