Patient:Hiya Mr Dentist.
Dentist:Good Afternoon. Let me see...you're just here for a checkup, right?
Conscience:Should I tell him about the recent accident with the sugar pot?
Patient:Yes, please don't hurt me~It wasn't my fault the sugar pot attacked me!
Dentist:Yes it is! You annoyed it!
Conscience:No I didn't, no I didn't, no I didn't.
Patient:Sorry, I was thinking out loud. Want a humbug?
Dentist:No! Don't offer me one, I'm trying to stop eating them.
Conscience:Yeah, you need to.
Patient:Hmm, well, hadn't we better get on with it? I have been waiting 3 years for it and I have the opticians in 10 minutes~ I have only been waiting 2 years for him. Do you check your own teeth?
Dentist:No I get other people to check them for me. What exactly do you want to get on with?
Conscience:Oh, no, I have a perv for a dentist. I'll run away! Run away! No! maybe I should stay and see what happens.
Patient: