insiderz
Jokes that only make sense to those who where there
| Wait! Theres a mouse! When evil clams attack...Use the bickerton wave!! I like round squares and i can not lie..u other brothers can't deny. that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a roundsquare in your face u get TRIANGULAR!! Squeeze Squeeze!! My names elmer and i like to fly down stairs!! Hehe.......he... Il Il.......Il Where'd lauren and ____ go?? Don't remember..I was...preoccupied Is it in yet?? I'm out!! I'm out!! A,B,C,D....who'll be next?? O_o he looks good naked! *NOTE: there is no guy,and we haven't seen him naked* Shitty,Shitty,Shitty,Shitty,Shitty,Break it down.... Newy,newy,newy,newy,newy,newy,newy,newy........... I like chairs.... MAN CLEAVAGE!!!!! Look at all the guys wacking their birdies(shuttle cocks) It's a bird....it's a shadow....it's....SUPER-WEASLE!!!!! it's nippley cold man boobies! purple is good....very good... (yet another insider with a color!!) Todays color is....baby blue!! *sung to the tune of cry me a river* hand me a pencil.... The space between....your board and mine... Wandie: " i think i pulled a muscle.... Oh no!! my eggs aren't working!!! (isn't that what spiro said chrissy?) Lauren: "My mouth isn't THAT big.....until i open it!! sugar....sugar....you have sugar? i want sugar...suuuugaaaarrr......SUGAR!!! you put it in sticky stuff and then blow through the stick!! My bubble's bigger than your bubble!! and my bubble controls all!!! poor,poor loner chair Roticary birdie!! Wha wha wha wha DUDE DUDE!!! funny flamingos! the age old question: what would happen if you give a yo-yo to a pack of evil flamingos? you hurt his yo-yo! it's just a trick? wow! i couldn't tell! it's coming to get me...AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! the magic glowing hat all hail the great mickey.... mickey gone mad!!! not pads....padded!!! you just spit on my head! what's that dangley thingy? a wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy wiggy we're gonna give a dying dog viagra!! pigs drive&hippos' lips! scoop 1,2,3....scoop 1,2,3....scoop,1,........ boys! pick up your balls! whats them shwarts on your feet Moo moo!! holy haddok!! *hair twirl* let's go smoke some gas!! |
Worship the skates! Oh no!! Megans lost in the carpet!! STDs...yeah...thats it.. Teal...ah..a wonderful color Are you here to stare at something...orange? Lip gloss is yummy! even Catlin and Travis ate it!! Joseph : "He lives in a box"!! Tracy: "But it's a big box"!! Mr.Sampson:" He's not that hott!" Mr.Sampson is wonderwoman! Spider-Bear...Spider-Bear...Does everything and no one cares... Lets watch another exciting game of whack the birdie!!! Jamie wacks the birdie..... Bayne wacks the bridie..OMG he bends over and the crowd goes wild!!! Jon wacks the birdie..... Ben......MISSES!!!!! Spruce tree gum!! (god that was HALARIOUS!!!!) Here comes the birdie,there goes the birdie,here comes the birdie there goes the birdie..... He looks like a Q-Tip!! Gus's are so damned fine!!! Man,they're hard whackers!! No not the flannel....anything but the flannel Melba!!! I'm gonna go pee on a stick... poke..poke poke..poke poke poke... Megans pizza: " Eat me Megan....EAT ME!! oh no!! the spirt of the pizza's back!!!.....in the printer???Printer "eat me" Sexual chocolate My cut can talk it says...."eat me" DAMN SPIRIT OF THE PIZZA!!! Ashley rode mr.hayne!!!:O bible thumping!! The flying humpback! Attack of the killer seagulls! Don't let herman die! oh no! not the light! don't go into the light! Hermans free! Me-0w! that conductor buddy's hott! what a sexy humpback! flying humpbacks and clouds? the electrucution of herman! sexy flying fingers! ballet gone wrong oh no....TAXI!!! nice bloomers! jack in the box got R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D!!!! and the box gets closer...... evil jack in the box....GRRR someone get her out of that cup!! it's a.....stick.... *gets rite close to face* hel-LO! bananna peel monkey condoms!! if this pencil was knife or even a fork..... i'll stab you like a baked potato beware. do not pop the bubble.what ever you do...dont....pop....THE BUBBLE!! .....but the bubble is surrounding the baked potato and the fork won't pop the bubble! |
