What Poor Investor?                              
                                                              by Eric L. Giese
Pity the poor investor.
They live in a world all their own.
Of stocks and of earnings.
Of dividend pay outs.
And price to earning ratios.
Where annual reports are a passion.
Quarterly reports put a twinkle in their eye.
They speak a language all their own.
A fact very few can deny.
Derivatives, stock options,
and high yield bonds.
They are a blissful way of life.
Ah yes, pity the poor investor.
For now my friends I
must bid you.....good night!


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