In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sear's hairdryer:
....Do not use while sleeping.
(darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos:
....You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attemept to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
SCHOOL
SCHOOL SUCKS
ALL WE WANT TO DO IS PLAY
THE TEACHERS R MEAN
AND THEY ALWAYS SAY ''WE WORK AS A TEAM''
I JUST HATE SCHOOL
BECAUSE IT DROOLS
R WE GOONA STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL
YES WE WILL YES WE WILL
(NOT)
I MEAN CAN WE
LETS THINK OF A PLAN
IF WE GATHER AROUND AT MY HOUSE
WAIT A SECOND
WE CANT EVEN LEAVE THE HOUSE HOW R WE
SUPPOS2 STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL
MAYB WE COULD BURN THE SCHOOL DOWN
YA THAT WOULD BE FUN
BUT THEN WE WOULD GET PUT IN JAIL
HOW ABOUT WE KILL THE TEACHERS
THEN WE CAN STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL
THATS THE PLAN
WE GO TO SCHOOL
BURN THE SCHOOL DOWN AT RECESS WHILE ONLY
THE TEACHERS R IN SIDE THEN ALL THE
TEACHERS WILL BE DEAD THEN WE SAY WE
DIDNT DO IT ANYTHING
NO MORE SCHOOL!!!
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A PLAN!!!!!
TEST
NO CHEATING!!!!!!
THIS REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!
NUMBER THE PAPER 1-11!!!!!!!
1. Do you have dark or light hair?
2. If you were out on a date, would you want to go to a PARTY or to eat?
3. What's your favorite color out of:
Pink
Yellow
Baby Blue
Sea Green?
4. Pick your favorite hobbies out of:
a. Surfing
b. Skating
c. Skiing
5. If you could pick a store out of :
Old Navy
Pacific Sunwear or
Victoria's Secret
what would it be?
6. What's your favorite state out of: California Florida
Ohio?
7. In the summer, would you rather go to: the beach
or somewhere cooler?
8. What's your birthday month?
9. Would you rather chill at home or with your friends?
10. Name a person of the opposite sex.
11. Make a wish and scroll!!!!
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*ANSWERS*
1. dark- sexy
light- fake
2. go out to eat- romantic
go to a PARTY- playful
3. pink- cute
yellow- loud
baby blue- cool
sea green- horny
4. surfing- active
skating- determined
skiing- daring
5. Old Navy- preppy
Pacific Sunwear- fun
Victoria's Secret- sexy
6. California- you like being around people
Florida- party time in the Heat
Ohio- quiet, likes the cold
7. beach- tan, likes the sun
somewhere cooler- pale and original
8. January - popular
February - lovely
March - loud
April - playful
May - chills alot
June - happy
July - smooth
August - fun
September- quiet
October - out going
November - pimpin
December- warm
9. home- boring
out with friends- crazy
10. That person will fall in love with you.....
WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls...
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end makes it all worth while
8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. the way her hand always finds yours
13. the way they smile
14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later you will be arguing about something
16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt . (even though we don't admit it)!
23. the way they say "I miss you"
24. the way you miss them
25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound,you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of theheart.
Funny Pictures
Good Paint Job!
Honesty: 
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Jesus: "img src="http://www.00fun.com/wimg/jesus.jpg">
Instructions: Concentrate on the the four vertical dots in the middle of the image below for 30 seconds.
Now, close your eyes and tilt your head back. Keep them closed: You'll see a circle of light. Keep staring at the circle...
What do you see?
Eye Trick: 
How Many Black Dots Do You See?...try to count them! lol
Eye Trick(2): "img src="http://00fun.com/wimg3/05.jpg"> Stare at the black dot for a while and then the grey around it will start to fade away! it's so cool! TRY IT!!
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