Have a few rules before you enter. Read 'em and understand 'em all. If you have trouble with the 
phrase "wood chipper" or you can't figure out how to enter this site, turn back now, ninja; the rest of this 
site will be too difficult for you to handle.


Here goes - 


1.)All poems on the following pages are my own works and are copyrighted to me, unless noted.



2.)If you take them without permission or claim them as your own and I find out, I'll grind up your ass in a wood chipper.


3.)Don't try to contact me. I don't like you. 



Yep. That's about it. Enjoy.