Soup Questions...

"It's not exactly a soup question, is it?" Sean Connery in Finding Forrester

"The object of a question is to obtain information that matters to us... ...and to no one else." Sean Connery in Finding Forrester

"Which fails to meet the basic criteria of obtaining information that matters to you."

soup question: A question that is concerned with facts that matter only to you, and doesn't go into anything personal (Finding Forrester)

Example: Why doesn't soup at my house ever get film on the top?

REALLY NOW! IS THIS HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO BE...? GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!