Some have asked about things that turn me off, bother me or leave me cold... Since I aim to please, here goes...

1. When men ask questions like: "Am I the only one you're talking to online?" Answer: In which state? Please let me refer you to my hit counter...
   
2. When people get angry or upset when I don't respond to their e-mails, notes and posts quickly enough. I am currently entertaining the idea of pursuing an offline life. Do you really want a woman who surfs all day? Is always available? Those women usually don't have lives and may need to seek medical treatment...
   
3. People who ask overly invasive questions... Anything I WANT you to know or feel you SHOULD know will be disclosed in a timely fashion. I learned early not to let ANY person know everything that I THINK, SAY, DO or FEEL... It leads a person to the ERRONEOUS conclusion that they are ENTITLED to the information. Ask SOUP QUESTIONS...
   
4. People who show up at my home, job or any place where I am supposed to be located UNANNOUNCED. I don't like surprises. If you don't like the idea of common courtesy, you've come to the WRONG place. Seek life ELSEWHERE.
   
5. ILLITERATI. Those who hardly read, can't even spell one sentence correctly, wouldn't know a grammatically sound one if it slapped them in the face, but adamantly refuse to accept CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Let me get this straight. You can't even comprehend a multisyllable sentence, yet you are eagerly awaiting an intelligent conversation? I'm afraid to inform you of this, but any conversation ceases to be intelligent once you become an active participant in it. I'm hoping that you don't speak (or do anything else) like you type...
   
6. Lately, I`ve received a LOT of notes telling me that I and a particular Gentleman have a lot in common. But when I ask what, there is either silence or an invitation to pull teeth to get more information... What I think of these interesting attempts to gain my attention...
   
7. A picture is worth a thousand words, and you only give three: "What up peeps?", "What up Boo?" or "What's up Ma?"
   
8. Men who don't realize that I'm not their "Boo" and that the next person who calls me "Ma" better be my child...
   
9. Brothers/Sisters who are obviously homosexual/bisexual that approach me for romance, when I have clearly stated that I am HETEROSEXUAL.
   
10. People who hide the left side of their page. They want to know everything about you but they're much too special to let anything out about themselves.
    
11. When none of my friends are online... ;-)
    
12. When my friends are online, but don't respect the times when I am busy... If you can't see me online, I'm busy. LOL.
    
13. Religious fanatics. You have the most sanctimonious testimony on your page, which is slightly off balance with your pics, favorite links and friends list...
    
14. Nymphomaniacs with no goals. Concentrate on getting your GED instead of an STD.
    
15. Those who want to list every ingredient of their ethnicity. Aren't 2 or 3 races enough? Did anyone win or was it a tie?

GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!