The contents of this site have been rated "R" by some authorities and could be totally banned by others.
That should be enough warning for all those under 18 except for the 14 year old males who have no discrimination anyway!
For the ladies it is as well to remember -
"Most women loathe limericks,
Welcome to my collection of limericks.
Follow the links and you will also find my illustrated limericks, some of my favourite limerick sites, a learned (and largely plaigarised) essay on the limerick and even how to write a limerick.
Portions of this site have not yet been completed and work continues.
The Google usenet archives have been re-opened and are available at http://groups.google.com/ so there will be a number of long awaited (by me, anyway) additions to "My Work".
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Here is where you can look for a particular word or phrase within this site.
For the same reason that calves hate cookbooks!"
The limerick is furtive and mean;
You must keep her in close quarantine,
Or she sneaks to the slums
And promply becomes
Disorderly, drunk and obscene.
self-referential limericks collected from the limerick news groups
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