This is a personal collection of limericks and has been organised alphabetically by the last word of the first line.
All have been attributed where possible
A A young fellow received much acclaim B There was a young fellow named Baker, C Coitus upon a cadaver D A team playing baseball in Dallas E An indelicate fellow from Ealing, F Annabelle turned beet-red in the face G On the boobs of a hooker named Gayle H A modern young lady named Hall I If you are speaking of actions immoral, J There were two rampant men of Jahore K An embalmer in ancient Karnak, L A frustrated young laundress of Lamas M There was a young girl called McBight N There was a hill farmer from Nant O An industrious young obstetrician P A maiden who dwelled in Palm Springs Q A detective called Ellery Queen R An actor, in furious rage, S There was a sweet lady who said, T There was an old man of Tagore U An accident really uncanny V A luscious young student at Vassar W A lady who hailed from Wadesmill X A prominent person in X, Y There once was a harlot at Yale Z There once was a fellow called Ziegal ¿ Oddities ¿ Tom Swift's


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