I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
there they are a-lying in the road
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!
*That is all the author knows*
Okay. Time for linkage.
Linkage is over. For now.
I just farted. Not my fault. Stupid potato made me do it!
No, on the other hand, it was Illusen who made me do it!
Don't worry, I do like Illusen.
Just she controls my mind. She makes me fart!
Unlike Jhudora. She is a nice faerie, despite her bad reputation.
Yet DARIGAN, on the other hand, is an evil menace bent on ruling Neopia.
Good thing he's dead.
Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery good.
Doctor Sloth is evil. Read so in an article. It tried to say he was innocent. Very bad job there.
I am very itchy. *scratches arms* AAAAAAAAAH! Darn mosquitoes are taking over!
Time for A break of my endless droning.
A PICTURE!!!!!!!!!
Just the Uber Dark faerie riding the Monocerous. Nothing new here.
Wait, where are they?
Doesn't look like Faerie land,
Certainly not Happy Valley,
Nor Krawk Island!
Can't be Jelly World.
It doesn't exist.
*cackles evilly*
Rimany is my only painted pet.
Traffic cones rule.
So do Reba Swallows.
They are capable of carrying coconuts all the way to Temperate Zones!
HAHAHAHA! You can have one, too!
Just call 1-800-SWALLOW.
(No calls please)
Nobody knows why I am making this page.
Mostly I am bored. If I am not bored, then I might use this as my default home.
Or, maaaaybe not.
Swedish fish smell awful.
My sister has Swedish Fish breath.
*throws up*
MY ARM STILL ITCHES!
Mosquitoes are evil. Take note of that.
VILE DEATH <==> ELIV THADE
It stinks to be both bored AND hyper at the same time.
Like now.
And itchy.
And smelling Swedish Fish.
And making a useless webpage.
*dies*
*comes back to life*
Hitori de Sabishi
Futari de Mairi ma shu
Japanese!
I wrote a song in a *MAGIC* language.
Called Kiilamae.
Goes something like... *tries to remember the lyrics*
Kiilamae oi dues Dugandai
Dona ais, reminemn.
Occhi Gunpou, oi dues blansai
Klempti Votim, maku-sai.
THE END! (for now)
