Another Ancient Conversation With Leanne

I'm not sure as to why you'd care, but here is yet another ancient conversation on Instant Messenger between my friend Leanne and myself. I found it to be remarkably entertaining, so maybe you will too! If not, go away, please!



coffee my friend: bolonga is fun
Delfishie: yes it is!
Delfishie: as are emus!
coffee my friend: you can throw it on the ceiling!
Delfishie: iyep!
Delfishie: i'm going shopping tomorrow!!
coffee my friend: where??
Delfishie: the mall!
Delfishie: With heather!
Delfishie: and we're buying college stuff for her!
coffee my friend: awesome what mall?
Delfishie: monroeville
coffee my friend: ha cool where is she goin?
Delfishie: everywhere!
coffee my friend: nono for college where is she going??
Delfishie: ohhhhh
Delfishie: at dayton, ohio
coffee my friend: cool
Delfishie: yes!
coffee my friend: i want to go to college now
coffee my friend: im sick of summer
coffee my friend: tell heather that ohio is real flat
Delfishie: i wish my summer were funner
coffee my friend: esp dayton
Delfishie: she knows!
coffee my friend: hehe tell her anyway
Delfishie: she wants to ride her bike to the ice cream shop everycay!
Delfishie: day
Delfishie: not cay
Delfishie: day
coffee my friend: say "leanne says ohio is flat"
coffee my friend: im gonna ride my bike when im in college in boston
coffee my friend: its gonna be rad
Delfishie: coool
Delfishie: i want to learn how to rollerblad
Delfishie: e
Delfishie: and then rollerblade everywhere i go
coffee my friend: i do too
coffee my friend: but il lfall on my bum :o(
Delfishie: me too!
Delfishie: unless ade is there
coffee my friend: hehe
Delfishie: then i squish her!
coffee my friend: poor ade
coffee my friend: shes gonna be in meadville
Delfishie: why is that bad?
coffee my friend: its sooo far away
Delfishie: 2 hours
Delfishie: that's better than heather
Delfishie: or yiwei
coffee my friend: and theres nothing there.. tis meadville not near pittsburgh or erie or nothin
coffee my friend: ya but heather has toledo!
coffee my friend: toledo roooles!
Delfishie: hehe
Delfishie: okay
coffee my friend: i <3 toledo
Delfishie: hehe
coffee my friend: they have the greatest thrift store ever
Delfishie: really?
coffee my friend: you can park on the roof!
Delfishie: what's it called?
coffee my friend: goodwill hehe
Delfishie: i'll be back
Delfishie: My internet was being slow because i forgot to insert the area code into the number being dialed....
Delfishie: ah
Delfishie: stupid area codes
coffee my friend: awww
Delfishie: what's yours?
coffee my friend: 724
coffee my friend: yrs?
Delfishie: same
Delfishie: okay
coffee my friend: gooood
Delfishie: everyone i know and care to call is 724 then
Delfishie: yay
coffee my friend: hehe
Delfishie: I LOVE HINDI TECHNO!!!!!!
Delfishie: oh yeah
Delfishie: question for you
coffee my friend: lol what?
Delfishie: Hindi techno!

Delfishie: It kicks total ass!

Delfishie: I love it!
coffee my friend: what does itsound like?
Delfishie: I'm listening to a hindi techno reggae mix
Delfishie: it is utterly beyond belief
Delfishie: Hey! We're hanging out saturday, right?
Delfishie: when?
Delfishie: I can make you a hindi techno cd!
coffee my friend: awesome! i get off work at 3
coffee my friend: so around 4?
Delfishie: okay!
Delfishie: What are we going to do!??!?!
coffee my friend: hmm?? we'll decide on sat
coffee my friend: hey how do you spell completion?
Delfishie: hehe okay
Delfishie: like that
coffee my friend: really? rad i can spell!
Delfishie: a punjabi is a lower caste member in india
Delfishie: yep!
coffee my friend: ha awesome
Delfishie: yep!
Delfishie: I want an evil stuffed animal
Delfishie: that'd be so cool
Delfishie: oh
Delfishie: and whatever you do
Delfishie: NEVER see scary movie 2
Delfishie: it's pathetic
Delfishie: utterly not worth it at all
coffee my friend: you told me already :o)
coffee my friend: how about bachloer.. how do you spell that?
coffee my friend: lol im writing an email to a college and i cant spell
Delfishie: bachelor
Delfishie: i think
Delfishie: ahhhh
coffee my friend: thanks that looks right
Delfishie: si!
Delfishie: i love the wind!
Delfishie: (I really do!)
coffee my friend: the wind talks to me
Delfishie: the flowers talk to me
Delfishie: what does it say?
coffee my friend: it says leanne you rool!
Delfishie: really?
coffee my friend: yes it does!
Delfishie: The flowers say to me 'Vote for George W!'
Delfishie: but i don't listen to them
coffee my friend: ha why?
Delfishie: it's all propaganda!
Delfishie: They were all bribed by the government
coffee my friend: dubya
Delfishie: You know how florida has lots of flowers, right?
Delfishie: Well, that's why he won
coffee my friend: yes sir e
Delfishie: it's the great flower consiracy
coffee my friend: i understand :o) hehe good theory!
Delfishie: plus, those tropical ones down there are REALLY loud
Delfishie: you see, the brighter the flower, the louder it is
Delfishie: the more noticable, you see
coffee my friend: ahhh'
Delfishie: people would rather sniff a bright purple and orange flower than an offwhite one
coffee my friend: exactly
Delfishie: so you see
Delfishie: i'm oging to sue the government
Delfishie: for tainting my flowers
coffee my friend: you should
Delfishie: with propaganda!
coffee my friend: hehe
Delfishie: brb
coffee my friend: i got a questions for ya
coffee my friend: ohh bad english
Delfishie: very bad
Delfishie: you should slap it for being so bad
coffee my friend: lol
Delfishie: make your english go sit in the corner!
Delfishie: till it learns its lesson
coffee my friend: i should!
Delfishie: so what was ya questions pour moi?
coffee my friend: oh right.. do you think i should keep growing my hair out or cut it off?
Delfishie: keep growing it
Delfishie: most definitely
coffee my friend: you think?
Delfishie: i don't think...i KNOW!
Delfishie: bwahahahahaha
coffee my friend: hehe
Delfishie: ridhi sidhi kaswami
coffee my friend: yes!!
Delfishie: si!
Delfishie: What's a kaswami?
coffee my friend: i have no idea hehe
Delfishie: i bet it's a type of fish
coffee my friend: id imagine so
coffee my friend: djshfjsdkgf
Delfishie: What's your theme song?

coffee my friend: i dont have one :o(
Delfishie: you need one
Delfishie: mine is ....
Delfishie: *sings*
All hail the queen
Meganfoolli
All hail the queen
May her reign be long...

coffee my friend: hehe
coffee my friend: i want a song
Delfishie: you have to make it up!
Delfishie: all by yourself!
coffee my friend: ill try
Delfishie: and it has to have words and a tune and everything!
coffee my friend: but nothing rhymes with leanne :o(
Delfishie: yes stuff does
coffee my friend: ok name something that does
Delfishie: Hello my name is leanne
I'm sometimes known as stan
You never should call me a man
I'm a girl and my name is leanne

coffee my friend: haha
Delfishie: Please do not call me Annele
Delfishie: No one is so cool as me
Delfishie: If you're good then I might be your friend
coffee my friend: hehe i like it :o)
Delfishie: I'm a girl and my name is leanne
Delfishie: See!
Delfishie: Just add a catchy tune!
coffee my friend signed off at 7:25:26 PM.
coffee my friend signed on at 7:25:30 PM.
Delfishie: Abandoning us all, aren't you?!
coffee my friend: i hate computers!
Delfishie: Really? Are you sure that you aren't really secretly in love with them?
coffee my friend: nah
Delfishie: oh okay
coffee my friend: im not in love with anything
coffee my friend: love just gets you in trouble
Delfishie: yes you are! You're in love with Dave Thomas!
coffee my friend: who?
Delfishie: The Wendy's guy!
coffee my friend: haha
Delfishie: he loves you
Delfishie: and he wants to marry you!
coffee my friend: great
Delfishie: and have all your children for you!
Delfishie: ...i'm not quite sure how, though
coffee my friend: hmmmm
coffee my friend: interesting
Delfishie: actually
Delfishie: when female seahorses get pregnant
Delfishie: they don't stick around
coffee my friend: lol
coffee my friend: yeah
Delfishie: so they dump the entire fetus
Delfishie: into the male seahorse
Delfishie: and the male seahorse
Delfishie: has the baby instead
coffee my friend: i understand, completley... yeah
Delfishie: you should!
Delfishie: will you sell me your soul?
Delfishie: please?
coffee my friend: ok
Delfishie: cool!
coffee my friend signed off at 7:35:07 PM.