I'm assuming that if you're here, you know me (I don't let just anyone see my strange ramblings, you know!) and therefore the usual descriptions (I'm 6'5" and weigh seven stone, with very long perioxide blonde hair, by the way) are pointless.
Though the address says 'poetry' this isn't just poetry, it's all my stuff-so that's poems, short stories, maybe a play if I EVER get round to finishing the damn thing, and random rants and ramblings, when the mood takes me.
My not-so-new-anymore email address is eyeliner297@hotmail.com , feel free to contact me. I love getting emails, proper emails at any rate- why is it that about 90% of the emails a person gets are just utter crap? You know the sort of thing, "this is how to enlarge your penis in five days" ect ect ect...erm...excuse me...I DON'T HAVE A PENIS!!! (poss. this should belong on the 'rants' page? But then, I suppose, almost everything I say is a rant...lol...must stop saying 'lol' so much...lol...)
And now for something completely different. I must apologise for the general crappyness of this page. Yes, I can do HTML -I promise!- but I don't actually have a computer of my own at the moment. Any online stuff I do has to be done from my minister's house. Luckily I'm here a lot (an AWFUL lot...) but there are still, of course, limitations. So it's really just a case of being in the right place at the right time, and on top of that I doubt I'll hardly ever remember that I even HAVE a website (lol)!
